Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth 315 Replies latest social humour

  • cleanideas

    To really drive home their point about the dangers of pillows between your legs Bethel is going to put this reenactment into the Pillowgate video. Tony Morris will play the part of John Candy, and Steven Lett will play the part of Steve Martin.


  • LeeT

    They must have been getting complaints about excessively soiled bed sheets from the Warwick laundry. Had they bothered to check they would have realised that it was all down to Brother Cook. He's just so excited to become the new Governing Body member he just can't help himself.

  • Gorbatchov

    What a nasty guys.

    Don't pass the frontdoor with this kind of issues.


  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    Now I understand why the need for the pillow cleaning machines at all Bethels. :p

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    Ok ok..so it really is genuine. Is the watchtower handing us this stuff on a plate ?

    In another recent thread it was suggested someone in the writing department was deliberately planting stuff to get the dubs thinking. Is this clip another example ?

  • redpilltwice
    For a young man to walk around with blue balls is not healthy

    They become blue?

    VW org, if I may ask, how do you know?

  • HappyDad

    I wonder what is in the water they are drinking? Next thing you know, they will make a video on how to wipe your ass with two little squares of toilet paper like the attendants would hand out to those going into the restrooms at the conventions in the 1980's.

  • pale.emperor

    While so funny; its really sad-I mean not one JW is taught how to grow up and address his or her sexuality in a health, non destructive way. We are taught to suppress , sex is dirty, desire is dirty, that leads to all kinds of problems. Just stack this on top of all the other controlling behavior and Wow thats all I can say.

    I dont know about anyone else but i was a heavy porn user in my JW days.

    As soon as i left my porn used dropped dramatically... because i started dating girls "properly".

    What do they expect? Not only is sex before marriage banned but masturbation too? There cant be many single JW brothers who dont masturbate. There's two 35yo brothers in my old congregation who are popular, goodlooking, have dated in the past but are still single. They must have some high quality pillows.

  • stillin

    I, for one, appreciate the informative nature of the video. After listening to all of the hoopla about it, I may just give masturbation a shot!

  • Phoebe

    All I'm saying is...my parents would be turning over in their graves if they saw this.

    I am beyond shocked. These talks are totally unnecessary and to be honest, those guys appears to be a pair of perverts. If I had a son in bethel and knew about these talks, he'd be out of there. They have no right to interfere in people's personal lives anyway but to go this far is outrageous.

    But, haven't the WT always been obsesses with sex?? I remember in the 60s an Awake coming out about sex and how it's done (in great detail) and as a teenager I was absolutely horrified that I was expected to take that magazine out in the ministry.

    What else is next, one wonders?

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