Pillowgate - John Cedars (page 5)

cha ching

OMG!!!! AS is always true....

If you didn't know about it before, WT will help you think about it NOW!!!

Dagney

HO. LY. COW.

Man these people are weird. Getting weirder.

snugglebunny

Is a genital organ anything like a Wurlitzer?

stan livedeath

Is a genital organ anything like a Wurlitzer?

similar--a Wurlitzer is a giant organ.

sparrowdown

I'd say there be plenty of "dates" with hot pillows at HQ. Cue Barry White music.

ttdtt

How sad:( I met Raph Walls a few times, he was a nice guy.
This cult is so insane.

Crap I can't find my favorite pillow!!! Where TF is it?
Oh its in the wash again (got to sticky)

I wonder if circle jerks are popular in Warwick these days?

They really should show these video in Service.
That would do that trick:)

VW.org

Nowhere in the bible is any mention of masturbation. So the Pharisees have made this rule up and somehow linked it with homosexuality.

For a young man to walk around with blue balls is not healthy. So to maintain a peaceful mind, this urge has to be satisfied either by a f**k, or a wank. Beats letting the urge mince with your mind and next thing you are becoming unbalanced and might think about perverted things. This might be a reason why there are so many pedophiles in religious orginisations.

Finkelstein

It makes one wonder if one of these guys had in his past got sexual intimate with a pillow at one time ?

Now he's on to expressing the sin of doing so, cleansing himself of his shame.

Pillows are alluring and enticing objects toward acts of self masturbation you know !

We should therefore heed the warning and say "Jehovah is with me " upon seeing a fluffed up pillow on a bed before lying down.

JWs are sometimes the most stupidest people on earth and to the alarming shock their GB leaders are among this designated group .

sparrowdown

What's a poor guy got to do to get a decent selfie orgasm in private around that place now if pillows are off the table? A sock?

I'm beginning to think WT has been created for the sole purpose of torturing men just for being men.

Xanthippe

So the story of Samson positioning himself between the pillows and pushing hard was just a euphemism then?

Pillowgate - John Cedars

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