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A teenage boy walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some condoms. The pharmacist asks him "Would you like the two pack the six-pack or the twelve pack. The boy thinks about it for a little while and finally decides on the two pack. He asks the pharmacist, "I'm curious, if I chose the two pack who buys the six pack?" "Oh, those are for the college kids, they do it Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday they're off." said the pharmacist. "Well then who uses the twelve pack?!?!" asks the boy." Those are for the married couples, they do it January, February, March...etc. |
Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)
by Simon 101 Replies latest social humour
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JH
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funkyderek
What do you call a man witha spade?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a spade?
Douglas.
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StinkyPantz
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. He observed, "You all have obsessions." To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny. He turned to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. It manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're going home."
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SpannerintheWorks
Englishman,
I didn't realise that really bad jokes were allowed!
How many Etheopians can you fit into a Mini car?
ALL of them!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea?
BOB!
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russell! (NO pun intended!)
Spanner
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Simon
A man with a rabbit in his head ...
... warren.
A woman who stands in the middle of a tennis court
... annette (a net)
A woman who's really hot
... aneatha (an heater) (sp)
A man with a car on his head ...
... jack
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Ravyn
a snail was out walking late at night in a bad section of town. as he slithered into a dark alleyway he got jumped and beat up by two turtles. when the cops came to take a statement from him the poor little snail was nearly hysterical...
officer: what did these two turtles look like?
snail: I DON'T know! It all happened so fast--it is just a blur!
Ravyn (of the snail-joke-lovers class)
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truthseeker1
A man in a mailbox....Bill
A woman who throws the man in a fire....Burnadette
A man in Doug's hole....Phil
A man w/no arms or legs waterskiing.....Skip
A man on a wall....Art
A Cow with no legs......Ground Beef
A cow with 2 legs........Lean Beef
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truthseeker1
What does a snail say when he sits on a turtle shell.....
WEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SpannerintheWorks
YOU ARE ALL COMPLETELY MAD!!! (INCLUDING ME!)
Spanner
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Dansk
What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
How far can a crow fly?
As far as you can flick it!