Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan) (page 3)

funkyderek

What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming in the sea?
BOB!

Well, if he's floating I'd call him Bob, but if he's swimming, I'd call him....

Clever Dick!

Buster

Man with no arms, no legs at the front door?

... Matt

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So the Doctor says, "Thermometer, so where's my pen?"

JeffT

One of my wife's favorites (she teaches preschool).

What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Three year olds don't eat broccoli.

Thunder Rider

Have you heard about the new Italian radial tires??

Daego in the rain

Daego in the snow

but when they go flat Daego WOP WOP WOP

What to you call and epileptic in a paper bag...............................................Russell What do you call a Chinese woman with a food processor on her head..........Brender What do you call an Arab stood between two buildings...................................Ali Which would you rather Bee or a Wasp?

Surreptitious

Spanner, Truth, & Buster:

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?

Curtain Rod

Thirdson

Did you hear about the man with no arms and no legs who almost swam the English Channel? He got within a mile of the French coast but had to be rescued when he got cramp in his ears.

RAYZORBLADE

Some of these are terrible.

Groaning early this a.m.

NaruNaruChan

I've never looked so Un-sexy to my girlfriend as I do right now while I am laughing my ass off at these jokes!!

Have you ever seen stevie wonders house??

Neither has he. ^_^

Gopher

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is sailing over the left field fence to the cheers of 20,000 fans?

A: HOMER!

Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)