How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
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"Wi Jammin"
Time for a 'bad joke' thread (groan)
by Simon 101 Replies latest social humour
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SpannerintheWorks
That reminds me of that (bad) "Tulips From Hamsterjam" joke!
Spanner
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Valis
What do you call a Native American sitting on a dresser?
a bureau chief..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Ghost of Esmeralda
what film did the cows rent when they wanted to hear some singing?
"the sound of moo-sic"
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Dansk
What did the young boy say when he bought some condoms from a vending machine?
"This chewing gum tastes like crap!"
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funkyderek
This chewing gum tastes like crap!
But what great bubbles!
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SpannerintheWorks
What did the old boy say after he had bought some chewing gum from a vending machine?
"Mmmm...mint flavour tonight, dear!"
Spanner
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Englishman
What do you call a man witha spade?
Doug.
What do you call a man wearing a car number plate?
Reg.
What does his Mum call him?
R Reg.
Englishman.
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toddy
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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TheSilence
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense (in tents)
Jackie