Sorry jam, I left to do some stuff. I never thought you were making fun of me at all. So no worries, my friend. I am sorry I made you think otherwise. Thank you for your kind words, and if I can help shed light on anything, I am happy to do my best to answer any questions truthfully.
Mostly, all I meant was that there are some things written in the bible that I find indefensible. (this could be due to misunderstanding, misapplication, out of context, mistranslation, or lying pen of the scribes) This is why i do not defend the bible, per say... but do witness to Christ, the Truth and Image of God. I guess I defend that the image of God is Christ.