Oh, and Bring_the_Light, come on, can't you be gay, just this once? LOL
I really don't think so man, sorry.
I don't know if you heard my whole story, but I had a platonic female friend who I got into contests with about "doing everything bad we can think of". It was highly competative, I never backed down from a challenge and won a few she couldn't stomach. I fully expected that my failure to get myself violated (for parity it was negotiated that both of us had to take it in the back door to get the point) would lead to my losing the naughty contest for the very first time.
It turns out she couldn't pull it off either. Said the lesbos scared her. Angry violent butch women apparently liked her dainty features. She was thinking that sex with a lesbian would be just an extreme end of cut "practice kissing eachother" stuff she did in high school with her girlfriends. No dice. It was a failure, but a draw. We then decided that "pretending" to be gay would be disrespectful to gay people, therefore we shouldn't do it anyways. (I can't even imagine how I'd feel if some dude cried when I tell him I don't want to have anything to do with him ). It was a cop-out, we both know we just couldn't do it. Not too naughty, mind you, just too unpleasant to handle.
The other interesting point is that most hetero's don't seem to realize that gay people are people. They aren't sex crazed nutjobs. Part of the problem was MOST people wanted to "get to know" us, like interested in dating, you can't pickup a gay man any easier than a heterosexual girl. There are the scary-sluts, of course, but they are a relative minority. For the record, I COULD have landed a gay man, if I were able to overcome my problem. I am a very sexy man... dammit.
Ok, I'm done discussing gay stuff for the day. I need to get it out of my head before I fall asleep or else I might have nightmares about being an especially buff athlete in ancient Greece...*shiver* Please soak up as many gay men as you possibly can, so they leave me the hell alone.
Bring_the_Light