Fluff alert: Join the Brown Boy Apostles!!!

by kid-A 100 Replies latest jw friends

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    Jehovah has taught me many aspects of the human personality in unbelievable wisdom. I have lots to share.

    Prophet Elijah!!! Let the sharing begin!! Your apostles Await!!!!

    -Reginald P. Foknokker the 3rd.....The Antitypical Peter!!!!

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    I Bring you a Babe from the middle east for your viewing pleasure!!!!

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    Watercolor By Shapour Suren-Pahlav

  • atypical
    atypical

    Can I be Luke the physician? (you know, I have been known to play doctor on a few occasions.)

    My earthly name will be Miso Hor Ne.

    As one of the Big 4 apostles, I automatically accept Darth YHWH into the club. EliJah, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to go over your head on this one.

    Oh, I almost forgot.............................................................Amen!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I have to call "John". My first name can be "Inver".

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Brother Miso Hor Ne, thank you for your vote of acceptance. Now may Jah, Jesus, Allah, and company dispence spiritual food at the proper through our holy prophet EliJah. What a kind an loving god they all must be to give us, their undersiving subjects, such a dependable and caring channel of communication.

    apostle Doubting Thomas AKA Seymour Butts.

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    Excellent people: The list so far...

    Myself, the antitypical Peter (Reginald P. Foknokker)

    Thomas (Richie D. Licious)

    Thaddeus (miss peaches)

    Holden mchock (apostle???)

    Luke (Miso Hor Ne)

    John (Inver)

    The lost apostle BOB.

    Still missing a few......but nonetheless... Prophet Elijah!!! We await your instructions!!!

    P.S. SHould we register as a charitable organization for tax write-offs???

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    Sorry !!! Correction,

    Darth is Thomas (Seymour Butts)

    Richie is Timothy (Richie D. Licious)

  • atypical
    atypical

    I can't wait till we start buying real estate!

  • wanderlustguy
    wanderlustguy

    Gawd I have to get a life... That's right you b*tches, I got post number 69...go me!

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    I think Brown Boy (Prophet Elijah) is moving into Beth Sarim......We are gonna have an awesome x-mas party this year in San Diego !! LOL

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