Few minutes ago, I was at Eharmony. One lady said at her profile that she is passionate about serving Jehovah. She is like 67 years old!
"Passionate About Serving Me?"
"I WANT HER PHONE NUMBER!"
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few minutes ago, i was at eharmony.
one lady said at her profile that she is passionate about serving jehovah.
she is like 67 years old!
Few minutes ago, I was at Eharmony. One lady said at her profile that she is passionate about serving Jehovah. She is like 67 years old!
"Passionate About Serving Me?"
"I WANT HER PHONE NUMBER!"
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just had a wild conspiracy theory.
get your tin hats everyone.
what if this mass letter writing is all a bethel conspiracy to increase declining service hours?
The instructions say the letters should be mailed no later than April 1.
7 million letters from JW`s to Putin, delivered on April Fools Day?..
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"I`m Supposed To Take WatchTower Seriously?"
check out the latest watchtower:.
"your defense?
be determined to stick to jehovah’s organization and loyally support the leadership he provides—no matter what imperfections may surface.
Be determined to stick to Jehovah’s organization and loyally support the leadership he provides—no matter what imperfections may surface."
"Go Back To Sleep."
"Watchtower Has Everything Under Control."
jw's around the globe have been encouraged to write letters to putin and the russian government.
they are expected to give their personal details on the envelope.
i appreciate that this might be normal when writing to your own government if they are tolerant, but is this not a bit strange that the gb want to give putin the address of every jw in the world?
GB asks every JW to give Putin their home address
Russian JW`s Are..
Sending Us Their Address`s...........How Stupid Are They?!..LOL!!
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i'll be starting a series "answer this:" with thought-provoking questions for debate.
your arguments for and against are most welcome.. i'll start with this: .
why would an omnibenevolent and omniscient god put us through tests of faith?.
Why would an omnibenevolent and omniscient god put us through tests of faith?
In order for me to believe in that God..
I would have to believe in an "Unintelligent Supreme Being"..
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Jehov-Duh God
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"sorry, what's disgusting?
", i replied.
"that thing we've just called on", the sister said in response.
"Sorry, what's disgusting?", I replied. "That thing we've just called on", the sister said in response. "You know, the gay. I can't wait til people like that are no more.
"We`re in your neighborhood spreading Doom and Hate."
"CAN WE READ YOU A SCRIPTURE?"
following from the worldwide campaign to send letters to the russian government: topic covered here.. i started observing a scary trend, i got around 100 messages on multiple messaging apps, facebook and other social media posts encouraging all jws to send letter to the russian government protesting on the ban with the hope they will overturn it.. what struck me is that all are doing it and encouraging others to do it.
so, what if the gb via jw.org request something like street protests, civil disobedience, to the extreme of voting for or against a particular law or fighting (far-fetched).. what would the jw membership do, not the awakened one?
in addition, i feel this exercise exposes the awakened ones.
Do JW members follow any directive from GB blindly?
.....................................................................*Gawd, what an idiot..LOL!!*
......................................................................"JUST ONE MORE STEP!"
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jehovah's witnesses mobilize global response to threat of ban in russia.
march 21, 2017. https://www.jw.org/en/news/releases/by-region/russia/jw-mobilize-global-response-to-threat-of-ban/.
new york—threatened with an imminent ban on their worship in russia, jehovah’s witnesses are responding with a direct appeal to kremlin and supreme court officials for relief through a global letter-writing campaign.
Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses launches worldwide campaign against Russia
What a stupid response - to actually do exactly what it is that Russia is pissed off about - evangelism....Orphan Crow
You`re Just In Time..
WE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING REALLY STUPID!
besides the possibility that the theocratic ministry school was dropped to avoid the word 'school' appearing any longer for a.r.c child abuse reasons, the introduction of the new clam meetings for midweek has been one of the several main factors making me develop a repulsion for the jw.org religion.. okay, the watchtower study is fairly mickey mouse these days too, but the midweek meetings are truly awful and contribute to me feeling physically and emotionally ill, which i documented in my first post on here.. i'm quite a well-educated person and my job involves a lot of linguistic skill, thinking, communication, analysis, research, interpretation and presentation.
the clam workbook is patronising and like something even school kids would tire of.. after a long day at work, i don't like the idea of dragging myself off to a midweek meeting in the cold dark nights let alone any other time of the year, but it'd be far better if it was for more solid spiritual food.
somehow the meetings i grew up with as a child were more interesting.
How are midweek CLAM meetings solid spiritual food in ANY way?
The bit that makes my heart sink and to feel physically nauseous is the trio of demonstrations. This month, we've endured the silhouette video of memorial invitations, then this week it's about how to offer, guess what, the memorial invitations. Next week, you'd never guess, it's about how to offer memorial invitations. Most publishers in my congregation have been offering them for the last week, so do we really need constant simpleton demonstrations?
WBT$/JW Meetings are poorly disguised, WBT$ Sales Meetings..
WBT$/JW Meetings are about, how to sell WBT$ Product..
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We Need To Sell More WBT$ Bullshit!!
SELL...SELL...SELL..PEOPLE!!
today's wt study spoke about being modest and avoid presumptuousness.
here are 7 questions that the watchtower forgot to add in the article.
questions to ask: .
01. How has the GB set a good example of modesty?
By putting this WBT$ GB "Rock Star" Popes Face..
On Watchtower`s "Don`t Give Up" regional convention, invitation..
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GAWD I`M AWESOME!!..........................TONI!...TONI!...TONI!...TONI!...
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