lurk3r
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Fake Knock and Other Sneaky Tactics During Field Service
by sacolton inyeah, i hated "field circus".
i don't like bothering people on saturday mornings about the latest watchtower & awake magazines and try to convert them from their religon to become a jehovah's witness.
so, what i did was just wait until the group passes by and fake knocked.
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Who is hotter?
by bluecanary inwhy is it you always hear people say how hot mormon guys are but you never hear anything about jw men?.
who is hotter?.
go ahead.
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a chick emailed me.........
by asilentone ina chick emailed me, she said "if anything, i will see you next week".
what does "if anything" mean?.
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Learning to Ski ! (time for a mid-year resolution)
by Simon inso we've been here in calgary for 2 and a half years now, through 3 winters and right near to snow-covered slopes of nakiska, lake louise (sunshine village), banfff, golden (kicking horse), fernie, kimberley and probably others.. how much skiing have we done in that time?
people fly half way round the world to ski here and we haven't bothered driving down the road.
i feel bad ... like a rubbish canadian (we can't ice-skate either!).
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I can't imagine doing THAT in my wildest dreams.....
by AK - Jeff inputting on a three piece suit to spend a 90 degree summer day knocking on doors and trespassing!dragging an entire family, including babies and young children to three or four day meetings in an outdoor stadium, living in a seedy motel room for the week.getting home from work and spending the next six hours cramming for a 'theocratic review', getting the entire family ready to go, gulping down dinner, and speeding off to the hall, and then finally getting home around 11 pm, hurrying off to bed so that everyone could get up for work and school in the morning!going to school to explain to the teachers why little johnny can't color pictures of santa, salute the flag of his country, eat birthday cake with all the other 5 year olds, bow his head when prayer is offered, or exchange valentines with all the cute 5 year old girls in class.
and then explaining with grace why he is not immersed in a cult!well, on and on!
these things were typical of my witness life - now i cannot imagine ever doing such silly things, and especially thinking that somehow they would bring pleasure to my god!.
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inspired by palmtree67...who are the hot chicks here?......pics please
by oompa inblur your face a bit if you have to........cmon girls, you know you want to show off a bit...........oompa.
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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P
by SnakesInTheTower inso you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?
after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.
...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .
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Always make sure you go fishing with at least 2 mormons.
by lurk3r inif ya only go with one, they will drink all your beer..
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"Genesis" spankings
by donny ini recently met a woman here at work (a contractor) and discovered she is an ex-jw.
eventually we got around to telling why each of us left the religion.
she said the main reason for her was not doctrines, but because she was tired of the physical and emotional abuse she received.
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Beard stories. Nothing but beards.
by Open mind ini've done a jwn search on beards and had some great reads.. i've learned the history of russell vs. rutherford and knorr and the hippies.. here's what i'd like to hear about.. either you or someone you know who grew a beard and the fallout because of it.. for me, i'd love to hear about the squeaky clean elder who decided to grow a beard and got removed because of it.. katie kitten, from england, on another thread told the story of her dad, the squeaky clean elder who grew a beard in the 70's and got away with it.. i don't think that would happen in california 2009.. anyway, what are your beard stories?.
i'm all ears.
(and my ears are freshly plucked.