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Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal
by elder-schmelder inidaho falls, idspeaking unto an audience of anti-immigration advocates, global-warming deniers, and members of the tea party nation, former alaska governor and vice presidential candidate sarah palin gave forth utterances monday that reportedly opened the sixth seal of the book of the apocalypse.. "wow, it's good to be here, just shootin' the breeze with a bunch of real, hardworking americans who love their freedom," said palin, her words echoing across the idaho falls civic auditorium as mighty tremors caused great unrest beneath the land and the sea.
"so are the little guys like you and me gonna fight these washington insiders with their big government agenda?
you betcha we are!".
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Email from my grandmother yesterday.
by elder-schmelder inhere is an email that my grandmother sent me yesterday.. .
shawn, it's very difficult & sad to come to this decision, but because of your attitude towards the truth & us personally (thinking that we are stupid) we're going to treat you as a disfellowshipped person from now on.
actually, you're worse than them because usually they know they have not kept their oath to jehovah & don't speak abusively of the organization and don't turn apostate.
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School Shooting - God
by elder-schmelder ingod = loving.
god = all powerfull.
god didn't stop this from happing?.
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My wife and I bought a bar !!
by elder-schmelder ini think that we are a little crazy but we bought a bar in wisconsin last week.
here is a picture of my wife behind the bar.. .
i still work for my jw family, but my wife is going to run the bar.. .
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My name was brought up last night in the elders meeting !!!
by elder-schmelder ini was just told by my dad that my name was brought up last night in the elders meeting.. my dad (is or was) an elder, and he told me that the elders are going to be giving me a call.
they have heard rumors that i am an apostate !!.
he said that the elders received a call from another hall that heard that i was an apostate and 1 local brother also turned me in.. does this mean that they have 2 witness to my sin and that they can df me without a jc?.
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Father of the Lie
by elder-schmelder incan someone show me a verse that shows satan telling a lie?.
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elder-schmelder.
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NEW ELDERS BOOK
by elder-schmelder incan someone email me a link to download the new eldersbook.. .
i need it asap.. .
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SMOKING
by elder-schmelder inwill we be able to smoke in the "new system"?.
i think that we would because our lungs will be perfect and can cleanse themselfs.. .
elder-schmelder.
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How were plants created before the Sun?
by elder-schmelder inday 3 of creation .
gen 1:9-13 .
9 and god went on to say: let the waters under the heavens be brought together into one place and let the dry land appear.
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APOSTATES LIE !!!
by elder-schmelder inall i have ever head my whole life at meetings is that apostates are full of lies.. about 1 year ago i started checking into the lie.
all i can find is quote's from watchtowers and other books.. .
my question is "what is the lie that apostates are telling?".