MinisterAmos
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PO says: "Don't say you are a JW, tell them you are with an educational foundation if they ask"
by MinisterAmos inlast wednesday field circus school was about how to adeptly use the phone to make appointments to drop off material and find the ho at home.. .
lie says the po, do not tell them you are a dub!
i fell out of my chair right after looking up "lies" in the index of my jw bible..
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Brother Gustavo, Brother Juan Carlos, Brother Robert,, Brother Steven all DFed or censured!
by MinisterAmos inso it begings in beautiful ft walton, fl.
some young (20ish) bros get together for some good christian fellowship at the house of two newlywed dubs, and then the pensacola brothers show up.. .
crips and bloods.
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Sister "Elly" vanishes
by MinisterAmos inmy daughter is 18 and goes to meetings from time-to-time basically to mess with the dubs (she always wears mini-skirts) and keep up on gossip....she actually filled me in on this but i find it amusing.. sister "elly" (we'll just call her that) the buxom vixen of our spanish congo suddenly stopped showing up to meetings.
my curiosity became aroused when not one single person asked her mom about her!.
her mom and step-dad are super-dubs, the kind who take it personally if a child draws pictures during the meeting rather than sit ram-rod straight, if a bro uses the john more than once, or if a sister "forgets" her hose.
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Valley Farms Corp. What do they protect with it?
by MinisterAmos inmost already know that watchtower corp atty phil brumley uses a patterson, ny address as his residence.
using google maps, 131 brimstone road, patterson ny is starting to shape up into a veritable mansion.
maybe they are planning another rutherford (also an atty) style beth sharim but this time close to wallkill?.
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Sister with cancer pregnant, danger of spreading to fetus, HRC "Suck it Up"
by MinisterAmos inso anyway one of the local spanish language congo's sisters is about seven months pregnant.
that's great except for the fact that she has terminal cancer.
horrendous, tumorous, huge growths cancer.
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WWW.Watchtower.COM controlled by Apostates!
by MinisterAmos inas mentioned from the pulpit yesterday, watchtoer.com has been taken over by apostates so one must type .org very carefully or you will displease jah.
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keeping the terror to a fever-pitch for 150 years!
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Amos to Elder, "If we are 'Friends' why do we have to wear a tie?"
by MinisterAmos inwe were out doing some field work when i mentioned that i had never heard of "friends" having to dress up just to visit other "friends" who were probably still wearing their robe.
i suggested that it would make me feel uncomfortable and that i might even feel somewhat intimidated.
"ha ha amos, that's the idea!
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Put your old WTs to good use
by MinisterAmos ini would like to encourage all of you to put your old wts to good use by creating an even more hostile environment for the wtbs.
when you dine in a restaurant out-of-town or one that you will probably not be returnng to, rather than leaving a tip just leave a wt or awake with a note that jehovah's wisdom is worth much more than a tip.
i promise that the server will spread the word about "those damn jws" .
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$4,000 TO FILL UP MY BOAT!
by MinisterAmos inlooks as if the fishes might be getting a break from me hunting them; this is just surreal!
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"It is better to marry than to be inflamed with passion" 1Co. 7:8 Gays!
by MinisterAmos inso sunday is coming up, and i plan on starting a conversation about how gratifyiong it will be to jehovah that man has permitted gay couples to marry and thus they will no longer have to commit porneia.
they will thus be able to fully and righteously take their place in the christian congregation of jehavah's witnesses rather than have to lead a double life.
because we all know that jehovah fully approves of two believers who unite in matrimony correct?