You can get in trouble for warning that there's a child molester in their midst.
Name Things You Can Get Counseled,Reproved or Disfellowshipped For
by minimus 82 Replies latest jw friends
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EvilForce
A - Anything that bothers any elder
B - Bout everything
C - Certainly missing meetings
D - Dissing the elders
E - Errections in service
F - Fasting / Feasting - both are evil - must eat just right
G - Gay - Um,,,,fast track your a** right out the door
H - Harry Potter - Nuff said
J - Junk Food - cause the witnesses only eat health food - especially pyramid scheme nutrition
K - Klingon obsession - I was told at a Circuit Assembly that space travel was demonic and usurping God's plan
L - Listerine - made by Proctor and Gamble that evil Satanic company with the Satanic logo on the back
M - Monday night football - brutal sport - you should be having your family study on this night
N - Napping - you should be in service if you have time to take a nap
O - Out In Service - Make sure to have enough hours, not have too much fun, place lots of books and mags
P - Piping up at the Wishtower study about "your" research into the bible...why else did the FDS use footnotes and references....goat!
Q - Quasimodo - Why are you reading Satanic books? - Read "Young People Ask - Jehoba Taint This"
R - Red - As in the color red - the color of Satan - red car, red dress, red tie....why are you being sooo worldly
S - Silly reasons - See A thru R and T thru Z above and below
T - Television - You would show HOW spiritual you are by your lack of having one at all
U - Underpriveleged Children - Do NOT donate to these type of organizations...everlasting life is more important...send a starving child an Awake mag instead.
V - Vocal - Singing too loud at the meetings / singing too softly at the meetings
W - Wishing - Wishing is for pagans - also involved in birthdays which we all know is wrong
X - Xrays - why not this since blood is bad, vaccinations were the work of Satan, and don't eat our of aluminium cookware
Z - ZZZZ None of this allowed during meetings! -
evita
At 15 I was counseled by the elders because I snapped at my mother while in field service. They almost didn't let me get baptized at the coming assembly.
The elders thought I was bad association for their daughters because i wasn't raised in the troof.
My best friend was an elders daughter from anothers cong. who wore a ton of makeup. I was counseled that she was bad association for me.
The same elders daughter and I went to see an R rated movie. I was 19 and she was 20. Her mother refused to speak to us when we got home, and her dad was furious.
I had lunch at High School with a girl who had a large Jw family but was not active and engaged to marry a man many years older than herself. An elders wife had a fit and complained to my mother about my bad association. That was almost 30 years ago and the girl and older guy are still married!
I was temp. pioneering and wanted to continue. Was counselled that I couldn't due to my low magazine placement. Actually they were right about this one - I wasn't doing anything out in service. I hated it and I was afraid of people and dogs....LOL
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minimus
I love the A to Z stuff!
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donald
no you cant get counsled...BUT it is looked down upon...donald
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minimus
What are you talking about, Donald????
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garybuss
I was counseled for wearing cowboy boots to the group meeting. (We live in South Dakota, for gosh sakes!) I was counseled for not wearing my neck tie to the group meeting on a 100 degree day in August. I was counseled for working in a bakery. I was counseled when I quit working at the bakery.I was counseled for driving a Cadillac. I was counseled for buying a ten foot wide trailer. The guy who counseled me only had an eight foot wide.
My three year old son and I were belly pushed by Jehovah's Witness assembly security guards for buying a Lifesaver's candy roll. -
minimus
GARY-----why were you counseled for working in a bakery? Was it one of those porn donuts that you were making??
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bikerchic
Doughnuts, bwhahahaha!
Kate
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minimus
Another thing you could be counseled for is playing the war game CHESS.