.....listening to George Benson songs...."feeling good" but not getting drunk
Name Things You Can Get Counseled,Reproved or Disfellowshipped For
by minimus 82 Replies latest jw friends
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blondie
raising your hand too much at the meeting---not raising your hand enough
wearing your hair too long--wearing your hair too short
coming too early to the meeting--coming late to the meeting
greeting people at the meeting by the KH door--not greeting people at the KH
having children on purpose when you are over 40
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minimus
Do it. Don't do it. Left or right? I'm confused.
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love2Bworldly
Molesting children--oops I forgot, that's not a disfellowshipping offense.
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Dustin
How about growing a goatee
Getting a tatoo
Getting earings as a guy
singing anti-religious songs at kareoke
Flipping off the Kingdom Hall everytime you drive by
running marathons (competition is bad)
not talking to people you don't like
refusing to clean the toilets at the assemmbly
having a friend that's gay
dating a worldly girl
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whyamihere
Hanging around Dustin!
Brooke
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Dustin
Good call Brooke
I am now an apostate
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whyamihere
You know....That is so funny!
Of all the things I could be DF'ed for I will probably get the AX because I was seen with you! lol
Brooke
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EvilForce
A - Answering too little
B - Bodily training ... why waste all those hours in a gym just to look good
C - Cussing.... even gosh, gee, and jehosephat....all euphanisms
D - Drinking..... 2 glasses of wine moderation - 3 public drunkeness
E - Echoing what you've read on JWT.com at the Wishtower study = BIG no no
F - Fraternizing w/ worldy people - this rule is used loosely when nothing else to cousel on
G - Godly knowledge.... remember all knowledge comes from the borg
H - Hours - not enough in field service specifically
I - Imitating the world
J - Jokes, all are bad unless only told with 1 witnesses
K - Krispy Kreme Donut Stop - did you really need a jelly filled to keep going in service
L - Limp wrist - are you really a homo
M - Missonary position - the only acceptable form of sex with your married wife/husband
O - Oral sex NOT ALLOWED
P - Perculiar Rules Applicable to Individual Congos - Made up by the local BOE or PO
Q - Questioning elders
R - Resisting get your "thinking adjusted"
S - Stumbling - This rule covers any not mentioned here in this list
T - Telephone - Tool of Satan, wastes time, go in field service instead
U - Underage drinking - see C above, S above, P, above, I above, R above - VERY SERIOUS
V - Vehicle - not too big - not too small - not too shiny - not too dirty - buy a Camry in white w/ 4 doors and 3 year old - tan interior
W - Whining - it's just plain annoying
X - X-Jo Ho web sites....Need I say more?
Y - Young ones - should have hair cut not too long, not too short, not too....oh you're going to get counsel no matter what so get used to it
Z - Zeal or more appropriately lack thereof -
lilbit
Wearing make up to young
Wearing high heels
Haveing a slit in my skirt that went past my knee
Watching Dirty Dancing
Dear Lord what didnt I get counseled for? And how come no one counseled the elders daughters for doing all the same stuff?