Sitting or Standing?

by LittleToe 136 Replies latest jw friends

  • fairchild
    fairchild
    I only sit and pee after having sex. It sprays out in like three streams otherwise.

    Really? Oh-oh

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Dustin:
    You're not supposed to remove the Prince Albert

  • Mac
    Mac

    Real men pee out in the wild........

    mac,checking wind direction class

  • el jarocho mayor
    el jarocho mayor

    I see there has been a "steady stream" of responses here.

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Like Yellow Fever

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    If the guy insists on standing, and he dosen't have the length, and or power to be accurate, perhaps he should clean the toilet and surrounding yellowed surfaces.

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    I peed standing up once. When I was really wasted and walking home with a group of guys from one of the Enlisted ranks clubs on Ft Benning. I really tried to wait, but I couldn't hold it any longer. I didn't want to get caught by any of my MP buddies peein' on the side of the road in public, so I went to a tree. I thought it might be fun to pee standing up instead of squatting with my ass against the tree, so I lifted up my skirt, adjusted my thong, took my pee pee hole and aimed for it. I did a pretty nice job, despite the fact that I was so drunk that I was close to puking everything that I ate for the entire day.

    TMI. I know. Sorry guys, the story had to be told, though.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    Kaykay! I"ve heard it can be done, but never tried it myself. I guess I've not been drunk enough in the "appropriate" situation!

    I did, however, squat on a lone stinging nettle, once.....

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Good Answer!!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    so you pee sitting down do you?

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