Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........

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  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    "THE FRIENDS"

    "Some of THE FRIENDS are going skiing next weekend"

    "I think most of THE FRIENDS will be evening witnessing next thursday"

    "You, know THE FRIENDS have been really helpful"

  • MungoBaobab
    MungoBaobab

    Hehe! My brother had a joke where everytime they said "friends" we'd clap our hands like they did at the beginning of the show "Friends."

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    *clap clap clap clap*!!

    -Doodle-V

  • karategirl
    karategirl

    "Why don't we turn to our Bibles and read _________" or "Let's open our Bibles for the answer to that question" (actual meaning, let's open our bibles and then let the society tell us what it means.)

    As the End Draws Nearer

    "I had a really encouraging experience today in the field"

    "won't it be great in the New Order when we will never die"

    the Youth

    "We're Jehovah's Witnesses, we speak out in fearlessness, ours is the god of true prophecy, what he fortells comes to be"

    "Why don't we listen to some Kingdom Melodies and sing along"

    "The best way we can help people is to bring them the Good News about God's Kingdom" (answer given when I asked to work for the Special Olympics at school and was told to not get involved)

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Don't try to run ahead of the organization!

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    written review

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    "Lets watch how we walk!"

    "once with confusion our sad hearts were filled"

    "out of the mouths of babes god once brought praise"

    "dear shulamite maiden so lovely and fair"

    "this is Jehovah's day! His rule is here to stay!"

    "REJOICE for gods tent is with men....."

    hehe now i'm stuck in your head !

  • Sweetp0985
    Sweetp0985

    There are two roads...the wide road leading to destruction and the narrow road leading to eternal life......

  • Emma
    Emma

    "pure language"

    "Jehovah willing"

  • lisaBObeesa
    lisaBObeesa

    JW1: "What ever happened to (insert name of fadded one here)?"

    JW2: "I don't know, but I saw him at a restaurant the other day with some people that didn't look like witnesses...some of them were smoking. One of the people at the table had a piercing on her eyebrow! I mean, obviously not good associations!"

    JW1: "Oh, that is too bad..."

    JW2: "Yeah, untill I see (insert name of fadded one here) at the meetings and out in service, I am going to stay away from him."

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