Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........

by minimus 160 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Scuse me fleaman, you're hair is getting a little long and you could be setting a trend for younger ones in the congregation

    I dont know if this thread is fun or sickly ;)

    Brummie

  • Happy Guy :)
    Happy Guy :)

    "upbuilding"

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    " we want to encourage all to leave the last two rows empty for latecomers and those with small children"

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Brummie (alright me ducks)

    "i dont really think that your bow tie is appropriate Garb (????) for the privilege you have of handling the roving Mikes"

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    " we dont want to bring reproach on Jehovah's name now do we?"

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    I used to love handling roving Mikes....

    CG

  • minimus
    minimus

    (Elders in a meeting)......"He's a good teacher and fine speaker. Still, I think we should wait 6 more months"

  • MelbaToast
    MelbaToast

    Don't you think your time would be better spent pioneering?

  • teela(2)
    teela(2)

    Is this an an apostate site??

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    From the lady I studied with this past year: "Win him without a word...don't divorce him unless you find proof he's cheating on you." "you have to train him (normal 2 year old son) to be still and quiet...that's why you have to be sure to get to all your meetings." "Do you think baptism is something you'd like to consider for yourself? This will save your children and husband when Armegeddon comes."

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