Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........ (page 16)

[insert whatever cockamamie rule]..."is just another loving provision from Jehovah"

In private: "...there was so much spiritual food at the DC I think I have spiritual indigestion."

Damn; all the ones I can think of have already been posted.

Of Those moving to land of opportunity...

"They are moving to where the greed is great!" heard at assemblies.

" Pioneering is the best job this side of the system. " said a father of two pioneer daugthers.

" Even if you feel the counsel is wrong you can display humility and accept it. "

" It's Jehovah's discipline cause he loves you."

Why go for higher education to be a doctor? You'll be useless in the new system.

"We thank the faithful slave..."

"It's almost the end of the month I have to get my hours in."

"This sister's always late for the meetings!" never mind she has 4 kids to get ready.

"wow, she got married to an elder!"

So and so never comments at the meetings.

here I am send me!

Hi, I'm your pope. but you call me 'your holiness' or lord the god on earth brother Morris.

the glorious ones

It's the power of Christ that compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

Just kidding! Ok, here's one I heard in one form or another:

"Aren't we grateful and thankful and have cause for joy because we have these precious gifts in men?!"

A four door car is better for service. Bro So-and-so's new sporty car really shows where his priorities are.

"The Cart with a Heart" !!!!

Conversation stopper

given ones

reaching out

Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........