Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........

by minimus 160 Replies latest jw friends

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  minimus

  I know there's no such word as "witnessy" but this can be a fun thread.
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  JH

  You're spiritually weak Minimus
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  gerbils

  So you're nearly 18? Will you be getting baptised THIS assembly?
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  minimus

  "I love the truth".
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  Lonestar13

  "she's dating so and so? Is he doing anything in the truth?"
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  gerbils

  Sister...I just wanted to draw your attention to the length of your skirt....
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  Fleur

  We have to do things Jehovah's way. Wait on Jehovah.

  Bad associations spoil useful habits.

  *gag*
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  minimus

  We need to speak to you in the 'backroom'.
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  kaykay_mp

  Minimus,

  There's still time to escape the snares of Babylon the Great before this System of Things comes to an end.

  laters

  Agape love,

  kaykay_mp

  Sister KuShuna Sain
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  DanTheMan

  We've missed you at the meetings lately brother

  We need to be careful to ____

  Make it your determination to ____