Say Something Jehovah's Witnessy........

by minimus 160 Replies latest jw friends

  • Preston
    Preston
    "...now did Noah reject his assignment,

    since he never had built arks before?"

    I sure he thought about it after he took a few hits from the bong....

  • pratt1
    pratt1

    New Things learned

    Gilead School

    Great Tribulation

    Babylon The Great

    Christ was hung on a stake, not a cross

    Loose Conduct

    Conduct unbecoming to a christian

    Murmuring (Gossip)

  • BoozeRunner
    BoozeRunner

    Beware of INDEPENDENT THINKING.

    It can lead to APOSTASY!!!!

    Boozy

  • BoozeRunner
    BoozeRunner

    Have you thought about BETHEL service, young brother?

    Boozy

  • minimus
    minimus

    Laughingly----(pre-1975)........."Why would I need life insurance?"......WITH A BIG SMIRK....

  • undercover
    undercover

    Why do you greive so, sister? You'll see your dead husband in the new system. Don't you have faith in the resurrection?

  • minimus
    minimus

    Good one, UC!! Bastards!!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    Isn't it uplifting Brothers and Sisters...(small pause)... that we have the spirit directed Faithful & Discreet Slave providing for the flock with spiritual food at the proper time?!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • minimus
    minimus

    Valis, DON'T make me sick!

  • tyydyy
    tyydyy

    "AA AAA AAAA CHEW" Ble...... um I mean...g.....uh ..........You need a tissue?

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