by gumby 117 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
well,l if you are serious about this multiple wives thing then I'm going to buy more Pfizer stock !!
If I get me 1000 wives and you own stock in Pfizer..... my viagra orders will make you a wealthy rich biatch and you and me can move to Jamaica and hire Valis to be our "cabanna boy" and roll us up some appetizers while we bask in the sun! I'll dump all the other hags when we get the dough.
Gumbanaboy
I guess that would make her a Gumbahama Mama?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Cabana" class
you got a deal !!!
I'm roundin up rich biatches as we speak....only 999 to go. Shitzki......this just might work. Get you cabana clothes packed up Valganja.....and don't forget your straw fishin hat....it'll git a little hot there....f'ya know whada mean.
Gumby
I always wondered why Solomon would want 700 mistresses and 300 wives. When I was 10 I sat down and figured out that he could only be with one wife every 3 years or so. The thought of menage or group action hadn't entered my innocent little mind.
Big T, didn't you know that w/Jehovah's help all thongs are possible?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Thongs nothing, I'd be sore as hell
Big T, why do you think the kings of Israel kept their heads anointed w/sacred oils?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
kept their heads
Which one, the big one or the little one?
K Big T..nuff about heads....it's called "the red part".
I always wondered why Solomon would want 700 mistresses and 300 wives. When I was 10 I sat down and figured out that he could only be with one wife every 3 years or so.
Dude....how did you do this math? I have 365 days in a year....right? 300 wives.....right? That's almost a new wife a night lacking only 5. Heck....I can go 5 days without some nasty stuff.....cain't you?
When you were little my butt. You've been fanticizin and envying the Solomon bastard past your adolecence I'll just betcha
Gumbigamistbastard
