Ok, new townhouse aside.
It's been like 6 months of Missing Tony. Can you imagine how "the Mighty have fallen"? It boggles my mind!
Not even a year ago, Fat Tony da Turd was at WT HQ with his wife, living it up by the remote-controlled lake, admiring the views from his top-floor Penthouse. He and his wife were treated as literally "Brothers of Christ" on earth! Total adulation, love, and praises. Every meal provided, everything done for them. Trips around the world whenever they felt like it, all FREE of charge!! Wife treated like a Queen! Then "Poof!" all up in smoke.
Like Ray Liotta's character said at the end of GoodFella's:
"Now I live out in the suburbs like some schmuck! I order pasta and marina, but when it gets to me it's wet noodles and ketchup!"
Anthony Moron da Turd is now a giant NOBODY!!! He and his wife are forced to live next to (Gasp!) "Worldly" people! If the walls are thin enough, why they might even hear the next door neighbours crying out during sexual intercourse!! What if the next door neighbours like rap music? Death Metal? New Age Christian Rock?
Can imagine the humiliation of having to get into your old 2002 Cadillac CTS, drive down to the local Kroger, and actually select and buy your own groceries? Then, have to go home and cook it yourself? How about pumping your own gas?
The absolute SHOCK and AWE it must be for the Morris' to not be waited on hand and foot like royalty, not having their asses wiped for them, house cleaned for them, not be admired and fawned over 24/7/365?
Too Bad! Too baaaaaad, you lovers of alcohol!!
Fat Tony: "Hey Susan, pass the Jamison's!"
Sassy Susan: "Get your own, fat boy!" ((( Burp!!! )))
