It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened 11530 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Diamondfrog
    Diamondfrog
    I love this thread.
  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    I love this thread

    Careful, it’ll go to his head !

    Cheers mate 🍷

  • Diamondfrog
    Diamondfrog
    I said I love the thread. Not him. 🤢🤮
  • Vintage
    Vintage

    We are on page 800. Yea! And I'm on page 800. Yea, me!

    And congrats to usualusername1 for the 8000th comment.

    🏆🎆🎇✨

  • raymond frantz
    raymond frantz

    @ Las Malvinas son Argentinas

    He got removed as an elder in Bramhall that's a fact, so things were already serious there ,that is why he quickly moved congregations because they were getting ready for stage 2

  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    I love this thread.

    I’d bet Boss Hogg “loves” it too in his own way. Probably checks in every night. I’d would too if I had as much free time as him and my career is hinging on fading hope that people stop talking about the scandal. I’ll attempt to express an evening in the life of Lloyd Evans by writing in prose.

    “It was another futile night at the Swanky Monkey Bar. The chilly spring mist clung to my 5 day old beard as I walked through the streets of the Zagreb financial district back home. My rendition of Dancing Queen wasn’t much of a hit with the crowd as the girl I had been interested in for the past few months excused herself soon after I approached her. Always telling me she has friends to meet. Such a pity.

    My stride up the stairs became more urgent as I neared my attic flat. I knew what must be done, and quickly. If it had not been for Pornhub, I’d have to have my dosages increased. At least this was the more natural method to relieve my frustration. It took me less than 3 minutes this time. The girl from tonight will never know what she was missing. Her loss. Bitch. The disinterested squeals from the stars of Anal-Rama 12: Trip to Thailand were fading from my temporarily discarded smartphone as I searched for my sailor’s rag to wipe up the aftermath. I thought I put it under by bed? There it is, between the bed and the wall.

    My thoughts turned to tomorrow and thus the end of my 10 day weekend. Tibor will have to wait a little while longer at Ramacro. ‘Looking more like 2 in the afternoon, bud. See you then.’”

  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    He got removed as an elder in Bramhall that's a fact, so things were already serious there ,that is why he quickly moved congregations because they were getting ready for stage 2

    It’s so crazy when you think about it. They both had jobs and had a sweetheart deal from a local JW for a nice place on a cul-de-sac for £400 a month. Why would you give that up in exchange for a life of poverty with no immediate job prospects in Gornje Komarevo? He claimed they moved to help her parents who had health problems. They were more of a burden than anything. More mouths to feed.

    The move back to Wilmslow sounds like a cover for what he intended to do. If Geoffrey and the gang knew he was headed for Croatia they might have acted more urgently.

  • Vintage
    Vintage

    LMsA... writing in the style of Mickey Spillane.

    [...converted to the faith of Jehovah's Witnesses, despite the content and plot of his books, considered pornographic and immoral on the part from other members of Jehovah's Witnesses."

    https://warbletoncouncil.org/testigos-jehova-famosos-16031#menu-8

  • pr0ner
    pr0ner

    @LMSA and others. Has there been any effort to reach out to any elders who were there recently? I know there was some mystery poster claiming to have insider info but it felt a bit sketchy. With something so salacious and given Lloyd's notoriety you'd think the gossip would be on full blast all over the halls for years and just common knowledge.

    That's my only skepticism about this. Though admittingly it does all add up. Specifically, an elder's daughter being chased after. I could 100% see that happening in a hall with essentially the same outcome. Sometimes though I think just as simple theories are plausible as well given his nature.

    I could also see a situation where he got caught sexting. Thought he was being overly punished. So he worked through his Dad, it failed and suddenly realized he was too broke to do anything but move to Croatia. A loss like that would have been crushing on his ego so I could also see how that was the turning point in leaving. Once his ego started getting fed by other ex-jws that sealed it.

  •  Debra
    Debra

    Thank you forever alone for the info xx

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