''Special Letter'' to be Read In Canada Week of Feb 3,2019

by Beth Sarim 80 Replies latest jw experiences

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    wannaexit ...

    When commenting in Punjabi in Canada, the Canadian brothers will have to learn the proper way to end each sentence with "ya know".

    Rub a Dub

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    Image result for i cant wait

    OMG! THAT'S THIS WEEK!

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Someone in Canada, please keep us informed eh?

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Dear Canada,

    Exciting exciting news.

    Either y'all will no longer have half empty halls because we are selling them, .....or the color of your new carts is gray instead of black.

  • john.prestor
    john.prestor

    I don't know which one's better. The suspense is killing me

  • Tenacious
    Tenacious

    Dear Brothers:

    It is with great regret we inform you of very distressing news.

    Our beloved and fellow Governing Body members Stephen Lett and Gerrit Losch were caught in each other's company in a compromising position.

    Given our recent move to Warwick there are offices that remain unfinished. It is in one of these that our friends were surprised by a friend. This friend will will remain unnamed for his privacy.

    This "member" of the building committee was finishing up his inspection and heard what he describes as "slapping and grunting noises" coming from one of the empty offices. Walking towards where the noise was, our friend upon opening one of the office doors was suddenly horrified and aghast at the scene before him.

    There on the floor was a naked Brother Losch spread eagle with Brother Lett who also happened to be naked, positioned behind Losch attempting to penetrate his anal cavity with what appeared to be a cucumber. Upon being discovered both Brother Losch and Lett attempted to bribe the friend by offering him a position of prominence on the Governing Body should he forget what he saw. The friend quickly rejected the offer and promptly telephoned Brother Sanderson who he happened to know.

    We are deeply saddened by this unfortunate incident and as a result, have decided to remove both friends from the Governing Body. As of today, they are no longer part of the Body and have been relegated to their local congregations in and around New York City.

    It is our desire that they reach full spiritual maturity by no longer coming near any fruit or vegetable stands and remaining vegetable free for the foreseeable future.

    Very sincerely,

    The Governing Body

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Interesting that they do it on the day of the Super Bowl.

    Rub a Dub

  • Gorbatchov
    Gorbatchov

    "Not to be missed".

    G.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Now that I think about it, do the ones that have Saturday meetings have to wait a week to have the letter read?

    On a quick glance in the Toronto area, there are several congregations that have Saturday morning meetings. Probably a lot more in other cities.

    I know the Society changed the policy a number of years ago (at least here in the US) to have meetings on Saturday consistent with meetings on Sundays. This includes the same Watchtower article being used on the weekend regardless of whether it is on Saturday or Sunday.

    Just a thought.

    Rub a Dub

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    "Dear Brothers,

    We are sorrry, but, We will now be translating a special version of the WT into the Canadian accent - eh?"

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