At JW.Org, for kids, a connect the dots coloring page of Lot's wife turning into salt. (page 4)

frankiespeakin

Pistoff,

Where is the connect the dots page for David collecting foreskins??

I was thinking about Sam.6:5 making an image of golden Hemerriods:

4 Then said they: 'What shall be the guilt-offering which we shall return to Him?' And they said: 'Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines; for one plague was on you all, and on your lords.

5 Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel; peradventure He will lighten His hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.

sabastious

Here is the drawing with the dots connected:

This is incredibly disturbing because it's making the children just gaze into her terror as they basically carry out the execution of Lot's wife themselves. How is this even legal?

-Sab

Pistoff

The directions on JW.ORG say:

Download this connect-the-dots coloring page, and learn about Lot and his family.

"Let's learn about Lot, shall we children?

The Bible tells us Lot lived in Sodom and Gomorrah; he must have been living cheap, because the Bible says this was a real **itpile of a city.

But fortunately for Lot, God sent angels to clean up the place to flip it for resale.

Lot was a resourceful man, for when his neighbors wanted to rape the angels God sent, he said, hey, no way, Here take my daughters instead.

Later we learn that the girls might have been mifffed over this offer of Dad's; the bible tells us they slipped Dad a ruffie and raped him! LOL! Those crazy kids!

And we learn how mean God can really be, too, kids: God told Lot's wife not to turn her head but......she did anyway, and God turned her into the early version of the Morton girl, know what I mean, except NO UMBRELLA.

So maybe we learn not to piss off God, he can be a real dick. And maybe that kids grow up and might remember that really bad decision you made.

MOSTLY we learn how resourceful editors can really be; Lot leaves his wife behind, pretty tacky, and lo and behold, turns out God zapped her to salt.

AND when Lot is lonely and rapes his daughters, we learn that HEY it was really the other way round, they just wanted some kids by dear old dad.

So remember kids; when you have really crazy stories you want to clean up, GET A GOOD EDITOR.

(and don't hire the WT idiots, they brought you this creepy coloring page)

frankiespeakin

Thanks Sab,

Shoulda known you got to follow the numbers, which seems to be yet another lesson on following corporate instruction orderly.

cedars

Is anyone else wondering what the hell you're supposed to "color in" if her body has turned to salt?

I don't recall having any salt-colored crayons as a kid.

Cedars

sir82

what the hell you're supposed to "color in" if her body has turned to salt?

Maybe you could draw in some red blood spurting from her mouth & nose.

Pistoff

How did I miss the Golden Hemorrhoids??

Man.

No Golden Fleece for us Christians/Jews, hemorrhoids instead.

Mum

At least it's not the one with the picture of someone about to sacrifice a baby to Moloch. Sick! Sick! Sick!

blondie

You're thinking table salt.

Rock salt can look like this:

Moreover, rock salt can be white like table salt or it can be red, orange, yellow or blue in color. Its color basically depends on the amount, and the kind of impurities present in it.

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/rock-salt-uses.html

wha happened?

So what kind of questions is thisa going to generate from the little ones, and what kind of answers can one give them?

At JW.Org, for kids, a connect the dots coloring page of Lot's wife turning into salt.

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