Smooch Skipper ROFLOL!
wendy
Is SEX all men care about??
by butalbee 99 Replies latest social relationships
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mommy
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ladonna
ROTFLLOLOLOL's@Mommy&Mindchild.
Mind, you still on those pills to stop you getting sexy??
Ana
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Abaddon
Ladies, what you have to realise is that any major technological development has been to allow men to see more naked women.
Fire; now you can see naked women day and night.
Caves; now, with a fire going, it will be warm enough for women to take off the furs so they can be naked as it will be warm enough.
Alcohol and other drugs; stuff that help women get naked!!!
Domesticated dogs; now you can stare at the naked women in the firelight and know that someone is on guard.
Domesticated horses; now you can travel far further to see naked women.
The wheel; now you can have naked women (or women who will be naked) bought to you... or take them with you.
The boat; now even water is not a barrier to seeing naked women.
Art; now, you can record what naked women look like so you can look at them even when they are not there - a major breakthrough!
Printing; now you can mass produce images of naked women.
Trains; get to naked women quicker, or have them come to you quicker!
Photography; now the images of naked women are life-like and easy to make.
Telephones; now you can talk to women who might even be naked, or be told where the naked women are at.
Radio; now you can receive news of where the naked women are at without wires!
Film; Moving naked women!
Flight; Get to naked women quicker than ever before!
Cars; more convenience in transport to naked women or of naked women.
TV; naked women in the privacy of your own home (in addition to any you might already have there).
Radio telescopes; Novas and searching for alien intelligence? Nah, SETI is actually looking for transmissions from alien Adult Channels so we can see alien naked women.
Rockets; Boldly going looking for naked women where no one has looked at them before. And seeing titties in zero-G has to be a good thing.
Computers; lots of naked women in a little box.
The Internet; all the naked women in all the computers in all the world in your house.
As you can see, it is now possible for a normal male to see more naked women in a weekend than it would have been possible for a neolithic tribesman to see in his entire life (even in a culture where no-one wore anything).
Thus we have reached the pinnacle of development, and civilisation will shortly stagnate.
But take it as a compliment ladies; everything we do, we do it for you!
People living in glass paradigms shouldn't throw stones...
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cellomould
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahaha haha!!!
Good one Abaddon!
cellomould
"In other words, your God is the warden of a prison where the only prisoner is your God." Jose Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
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slipnslidemaster
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Slipnslidemaster: "Facts are the enemy of truth."
- Don Quixote
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LB
Breasts????
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butalbee
How's that LB?
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LB
sorry butal, just thinkin
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SYN
Butalbee: All *I* ever think about is
BOOL result = (*(*lpPtrPtrRes))->GetRes(&(myObj->GetBasePtr()) == strcmp(lpszFarString, ((CRouterTable*)lpRT)->GetIndirectName(FALSE));
I'll give $$$ to the first person who can tell me where I left out the closing bracket
The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
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butalbee
BOOL result = (*(*lpPtrPtrRes))->GetRes(&(myObj->GetBasePtr()) == strcmp(lpszFarString, ((CRouterTable*)lpRT)->GetIndirectName(FALSE));
