All of you should start a splinter JW group..

by fortbethel 87 Replies latest social humour

  • dgp

    If you do create the splinter group, I want to be the faithful and discreet slave, or whatever it is that you call the top guy.

  • finallysomepride

    Do we get to vote for the governing booby (sorry typo) body

  • garyneal

    If you are looking to join a splinter group, maybe you should consider following the E-Watchman.

  • dgp

    Finallysomepride? Do you want a vote on MY POWER?

    Finallysomepride is no longer one of the members of MY splinter group.

  • InterestedOne

    I don't think friends/family would stop shunning. You would be guilty of the sin they call "forming a sect," so they would still shun you as far as I understand the JW rules.

  • jam

    Did those members of the Jim Jones group that escape death

    start A splinter group ?

  • exwhyzee

    For me that would be like tunneling out of a prison cell only to find myself in the cell next door.

    Thanks to the WT, for now I am so done with God and religion. I never again want to agonize over what anyone else says God wants or doesn't want. If he exists, great, but I'll find him on my own and never again will I let people interfere with my spirituality. As far as I'm concerned, they have a great deal to be accountable for and if there is such a thing as a millstone, they've got many of them tied around their necks.

  • transhuman68

    We could call ourselves Jehovah's Atheists.

    No. Smurf that. It doesn't make any sense.

  • dgp

    Mm. The Faithful and discreet Smurf likes your smurfing, Brother transhuman 68.

  • Gayle

    ooooouch,,I just feel "splinters" all over at the thought of that!

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