To get this thing back on track: Today was the best day of them all. All fresh about Jesus and his wonderful works, sprinkled with a bit of poor, overactive acting and some cultic references until the last talk. The introduction (paraphrased) "If you're a Jehovah's Witness, you will understand this, if you're visiting you won't, don't worry, just study with the JW's to understand it".
Then into the statue of Daniel and the 10 toes mean nothing (flip-flop?).
Also, gays are bad and even though clergy and doctors say there's nothing wrong with it, there is. Quote (not kidding): "For those here that are visiting and you have these thoughts, you can be healed if you study with Jehovah's Witnesses and apply the truths that you find in the bible" Then goes on about a guy in Mexico that was abused as a child and thought he was gay until he studied and got a wife and kids and became an elder (healed! - or maybe he's diddling the kids in the back room of his KH).
Also, Armageddon is really close now. We're not sure yet about the toes (Quote: "Apparently this doesn't mean anything"). The feet of clay and iron: the iron is the Anglo-American world power and the clay is the stuff that makes it divisive such as and I quote "The Labor Unions and The Civil Rights movements". We are in the days of the last world power, there will be NO other (some overly zealous ones afterwards: "I can just feel Armageddon is really close now, I mean the US is losing it's power and there won't be another world power so it must be close").
They actually came right out and said that this interpretation has changed so they're getting better on the admitting of mistakes (thanks to the internet I guess).
I think I'll just go ahead of the FDS and interpret the iron being Anglo-America and the clay being China (you know because they have that clay army that the Bible predicted).
Also, Social Networking is bad because lots of JW's go on and go have random sex.