2011 District a$$embly - We cant wait. The board is abuzz WHAT NOOLITE?

by hamsterbait 110 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • FirstLastName

    I am curious to see how long we have to wait till the toenails mean something significant as well. How far can they go with this vision?

  • Heaven

    So which is closer... the inside of your toenails or the inside of your eyelids?

  • straightshooter

    A new DVD is so perfect to give another reason to sit in from the TV.

    As for the number of toes on the statue, who comes up with this stuff to ponder on. What ones really want to know is when the rock will hit the statue. Oops, I forgot, we are in the end of the end.

  • av8orntexas

    I bet Rex Ryan would LOVE this convention.

  • agonus

    This little piggy is speechless.

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    I bet Rex Ryan would LOVE this convention.

    LOL, Oh jeez.......

  • tracylee

    It is beyond my comprehension how ANYONE can sit there, at the convention, and be excited about this.

    Next noo lite: China is the nail polish on the statue's toes! *gasp* But WHAT COLOR nail polish?!

  • designs

    The Watchtower finally enters the Environmental World and tells Convention Delegates they can only bring Bio-Degradable Lunch Bags

  • av8orntexas

    No Room For George.......

    I couldn't help myself.

  • agonus

    So "we don't know for sure" how many toes the statue had?

    Well shit guys, how many toes did you have your artists paint in the statue artwork for the convention flyer? Let's count the little piggies together and find out!

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