Some christmas spirit, WT style!

by bohm 86 Replies latest jw friends

  • bohm

    Well, i know its a bit self-serving since i allready posted this in jwfacts thread, but i think its quite funny and things have been kind of serious around here for the past couple of weeks.

    it seem to me that when Jahs chanel have desided (im kidding, they has been told) the one and true God really hate christmas and will kill you in nasty ways if you go ahead and celebrate it, it provide a pretty compelling case for not celebrating christmas. But the governing body can make an even stronger case than that: Not only will jesus cry and clice you up if you celebrate christmas, you will also have a really bad time.


    Ofcourse, the last part require some further explanation; it is the truth after all, which they provide in the form of a picture in the December 2010 awake:

    While the image does not quite reflect how i remember my last christmas, for example i dont remember ever having christmas in the middle of the day in the middle of the summer in an office, it must be the truth. After all, the GB is above simple propaganda, true?

    What i am hoping for is that this picture is one in a series which will show the evils of things such as pre-maritial sex and homosexuality. One can hope :-D.

  • Scully

    That's how they want JWs to imagine what Christmas is really like, with cheesy ornaments on fake trees, ridiculously hung icicle lights, flirting between office mates (obviously about to lead to fornication), and punch drunk middle aged ladies laughing on the sidelines, with nobody in particular.

  • Morbidzbaby

    That tree looks like it's made of YARN! Charlie Brown would be offended...

    My first Christmas (this year) will be spent with my loving worldly "family" (I've been adopted by some worldlings :) ) and helping my BFF take care of her newborn son... Can't think of any better way to spend it!

  • Juli

    Is that Christmas tree upside down with the "stump" up in the air?? LOL that is the hokiest picture of the "evils of Christmas" that I have ever seen!!

  • JimmyPage

    I understand that the photographer had to be DF'd for purchasing the props cuz someone saw him and got stumbled.

  • xchange

    Funny. I had my first official Xmas gathering/party last year for the first time in my life (42 years old) and it didn't resemble that 'illustration' whatsoever.

    Except for the gifts of course.


    Notice the evil looking goatee? It shows that all women should expect this sort of behavior from men with facial hair.

  • 3Mozzies
    i dont remember ever having christmas in the middle of the day in the middle of the summer

    Maybe it was taken in Australia.

    It so strange seeing what the rest of the world looks like during Christmas while here in Australia we roast as it's summer.

    Snow? What's that?


  • Ding

    What will they do if this picture makes dubs want to attend a party like that?

  • 3Mozzies

    David Letterman once said:

    "You know what they do at Jehovah's Witnesses' Christmas parties, don't you?"

    "They get drunk and knock on each other."


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