I am lost! So what happened?
White Dove works at Taco Bell and a customer who runs a mental health clinic gives White Dove his email address.
She emails the customer and he responds, eventually inviting her for a date in the park feeding ducks together.
White Dove thinks a date in the park is dangerous and he may want to have sex with her in the bushes, so she says certainly not, it must be a date in Starbucks
An email exchange ensues about the heat outdoors in Arizona versus the aircon in Starbucks.
White Dove interprets talk of "heat in the park" to mean talk of "sex in the park". (Don't worry, I also didn't get this part.)
White Dove asserts her choice of venue, and many people here applaud her for how assertive she is.
Taco Bell Mental Health Professional tries to persuade White Dove that a walk by the lake would be nice. White Dove digs her heels in and posts on JWN some more about her deviant suitor.
Things escalate to two threads.
White Dove now believes the man she gave her email address to in Taco Bell definitely wants to have perverted casual sex with her on their first date next to the ducks in the park. Under a bush or something. When she's not screaming. And when the runners and cyclists have stopped going by.