by AndersonsInfo 426 Replies latest jw friends
"For any of the 'true' Brothers and Sisters out there I wanted to announce that Bro. Jaracz is doing much, much better. He walking about and eating weak soup. He will be back in the familiar velour chair in his office next week at the latest to strengthen and nourish the worldwide flock. Sitting, speaking into his dictaphone to help the friends around the globe. Many thannks to all for your prayers and supplications."
In other words the old bastard is about to croak.
Josie
Many thannks to all for your prayers and supplications
Who the f**k is praying for him here?
"eating weak soup" - oxymoron alert, and in any case doesn't sound he is too long for the bustle and turmoil of his velour coil
Oh silly monkey
Melita,
Dollars to donuts that isn't even your real name. Sounds like you are sitting in the place of Gawd by judging MJ and everyone else. Sounds like your "hubby" is sitting there right with you judging. It must be a nice bonding experience for you both.
I've said this before: I think this person is just making jokes by using her name and saying weird judgmental things. Fake fake fake!
Mel,
The Great Day of Jehovah is Near.....be in fear all you who reproach his mighty Name. You all need to clse down this site and come back into the warm embrace of our God Jehovah! Now before you all will perish like a wisp of dust during the great battle that will destroy all who do not obey Him and his Faithful Slave class.Beware! you have been warned
I think Jupiter or Thor would mop floor with your puny tribal god Jehovah just so you know.
I think this imaginary friend of yours is giving you the willies right now, or your getting off on vindicating his oh so precious name. But don't let the Jehovah of the bible fool you with his great boasts(hilarious and highly egotistical, they are just the product of the imagination in the minds of the writers who penned those words. of course every tribe back in thoses days liked to feel his god was the best or most powerful. If you believe these tribal god stories then bet on Thor because he's a winner and would trash Jehovah with one of his mighty lightening bolts.
fake or troll it matters not - look at the 27,000 people that have read parts of this thread - thats where the value is.
if they are trolls (RNIA SCLR take a bow) then they are exceptionally stupid
Melita,
Hey hot momma, I'm still single. When Teddy croaks, stuff a couple of suitcases full of Watchtower ca$h and meet me in Argentina, Baby!
B the X
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Melita should be taken as seriously as 1914.
"Melita" sounds like an early 20's "brothah" who not only shouldn't be here, but he probably watches porn too. When he isn't busy prank calling the congregation, he comes here to scare people.
Jaracz is an old man whose time and religion has passed. I wish him no ill will, although he probably deserves the hell his policies have put tens of thousands through.
Jeff, Say what you will about my "Melita", but it's worth a shot to be in Argentina with a fabulously rich widow!
Oh, and Melita, please remember to bring a modest headcovering, like this:
I think the one on the left would compliment your eyes, Baby.
B the X
