What Birth Sign Were You Born Under ?

by flipper 218 Replies latest jw friends

  • flipper
    flipper

    Interesting Dark Uncle- I don't know what's rising in me, however I know I'm a diplomatic, balanced Libra . Fair too, Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    I was "born under a bad sign".

    That's all you need to know.

    Warlock

  • flipper
    flipper

    Warlock- I enjoy your posts here. I don't think your that bad of a dude ! You bring a lot to the forum ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    Got this in an email the other day.

    ARIES - The Aggressive

    Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


    TAURUS - The Tramp

    Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
    Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!


    GEMINI - The Twin

    Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
    Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.


    CANCER - The Beauty

    MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
    Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!


    LEO - The Lion

    Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.


    VIRGO - The One that Waits

    Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forgetThe one and only.


    LIBRA - The Lame One

    Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times.


    SCORPIO - The Addict

    EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.


    SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

    Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.


    CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

    Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
    Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
    gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
    Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.


    AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

    Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
    long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.


    PISCES - The Partner for Life

    Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >> SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find.

    LOL -- "rare", as in, every 12th person or so?

    Dave of the "Libra/Rooster" class

  • flipper
    flipper

    BUMBLE BEE- Wow! That is a kind of interesting take on the signs in an informal kind of manner presented . Cool. Thanks !

    ALMOST ATHEIST- A Libra huh? So am I . What day are you under the Libra sign ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >>What day are you under the Libra sign ?

    October 13th. Does that make me rising in something, or anything cool like that?

    Dave

  • flipper
    flipper

    ALMOST ATHEIST- I don't know about the rising part, however I am October 15th , for what it's worth

  • llbh
    llbh

    i am a Taurus. Not a bad precis of me. except I do not sleep much

    llbh

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    I hated the idea of astrology because I was up till 1 or 2 am often times listening to 'bible readings' from astrology books re-mums latest as a teenager. It sounded so much garbage - especially when applied to life situations in detail! And reading your summary for each has me looking with interest and logic at how plausible they are. So many dysfunctional families exist that mountains of emotion spin around all of our lives. If I was to self assess I could pick up any of half a dozen of those 'star' descriptions. Someone who knows me might select different ones and still another others etc. So many words apply to all our personalities that if you throw some down on a card, a few will seem complimentary and acceptable and still others recognizable from odd events we all experience. Very dubious in my view! But I'm aware that some people live their lives by it as with JWs and will feel they have me explained fully by stars and planets just like JWs will have me explained by examples of Bible characters etc etc. It seems almost everyone is happier when they have a system of reliance and reliability to explain the unknown. My only system is up front and personal getting to know each person in their own right.

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