by ninja 120 Replies latest jw friends
Here's a sample of the "to do" list that Ninja's probably making up from this thread, yall:
Give Outofservice a bowl of popcorn after hiding the silverware.
Have cats delivered to Isaac & Highlander.
Give Leolaia some red sunglasses.
Get Terry a date.
Purchase pacifier for Cognizent dissident.
Wear moccassins around Twitch.
Don't hug Mama1119 too tight.
Ask MsMcDucket if she gives "being angry" lessons.
I'm a trained weather spotter for the NWS.
I'm also the klutziest person I know, it takes extreme concentration to do anything requiring manual dexterity. Stubbornness overcomes clumsiness most of the time, so I learned to sew a hem and crochet and use a kitchen knife, but it's always work to do anything (like type) that requires some skill. Arthritis increases the klutz factor so some days I can be outperformed by a lemur. Sad but true.
When I was a teenager I rejected three gorgeous girls ,on different occasions of course, from having sex with them even though they had their knickers off
This troubled me until a freind of mine told me he urinated in a girl when he was having sex with her ,now that's weird!
Twitch,
I HATE pickles on burgers too. Lately ive heard several people ordering "extra pickles" at a drive thru and I want to get out of my car, run up to their window and go "EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!"
-SG
I'm in a cult
My best friend is Terry...
I'd rather eat a bowl of beans than have steak...
Love saltine crackers with cream cheese, smoked oysters and jalepeno...
Addicted to Nutter Butter cookies...
Once asked two jw girls to marry me via mail...one told me I was nuts, other one said yes...wrote back to neither...so much for love...
I've been celibate so long can't remember what I've missed...
Spell words by the way they sound, to me...if it weren't for spell check, or my wife, I'd be lost...
My wife says I'm weird because I like ketchup on scrambled eggs...go figure...
There's more, but would probably beat the computer to death...
Once asked two jw girls to marry me via mail...one told me I was nuts, other one said yes...wrote back toneither...so much for love...
OH, my gawd---That is so HORRIBLE!!! ROFLMAO
Addicted to Nutter Butter cookies...
Funny.....I haven't bought or even THOUGHT about buying these for years and years.....
I bought some two days ago and they happen to be sitting here in front of me at the moment!
OH, my gawd---That is so HORRIBLE!!! ROFLMAO
Yes, yes...I felt so bad...
Funny.....I haven't bought or even THOUGHT about buying these for years and years.....
I bought some two days ago and they happen to be sitting here in front of me at the moment!
I'll be right there...
My best friend is Terry...
I'd rather eat a bowl of beans than have steak...
Are you saying these two things are related?
