by needproof 120 Replies latest members adult
because I'm flying to the UK to have a date withCrumpet, were going to have some monkey sex, but I shall return.
Handsome Dan - really sorry but its six weeks quarantine on animals coming to the UK. However if you can dress like a terrorist you will probably get on no questions asked! See you soon!
Crumpet : I like a gal with a sense of humour, and you've got one, all the best ! .........by the way do you have any bananas in the house ?
errrr ... if you don't mind I want in that order : a real man, real love, and a real penis (whatever size I don't care - you know what we say about it ...) ... I mean something human and loving for good ... a toy is not a man and a man is not a toy that's what's make it so good to have a man. It's not only about me, love is about US. Me and and a toy would only be about me and me. Masturbation is good enough for that (to me).
I can understand the need to just have a doll but that's soooooooooo personal and self oriented thats it is not like sharing at all ... but why not if that's the way it works good for some people.
::a toy is not a man and a man is not a toy
I beg to differ on the latter part
Sorry mysantropic ... but if it is a toy it have to be a human toy (I don't think will differ on this) I'm not into toys (dildos or whatever) ... I WANT A MAN I mean SOMETHING HUMAN AND REAL ...
And you're right I completely agree
Turkey-baster???
Pope
Mike Kelly, a doll lover of a very different stripe, says that when he first heard about Real Dolls on a Web site, "They said they were one step above f%%%ing corpses, and I figured it had to be better than that." He tried one out, and now he's the owner of three dolls -- Mysti, Jazzi and Britti -- that he stores under his bed. He tells me that Jazzi resembles porn star Jenna Jameson. When asked how many times each week he has sex with his dolls, Kelly is quick to correct: He doesn't have sex with them, he masturbates with them.
Twice a week. When I then ask Kelly how he prepares to masturbate with a doll, he says he pulls one from under his bed and applies makeup to her bare face. While he claims not to have a favorite among the triad, he notes that "Head 4 is very tight orally. It has a small mouth," adding that "if you've got a Head 4/Body 5, like Jazzi, you've pretty much got it covered. Tight as a drum." (Unlike Davecat and many other doll owners, Kelly refers to his dolls as "it" not "she.")
Kelly changes his dolls' makeup, hair and outfits to suit his mercurial fantasies. Mysti, for example, has six brown wigs, four red wigs and 30 blond wigs, and Jazzi has more than 100 bikinis. When he's done masturbating, he says he uses the turkey-baster-like implement that comes with each doll to douche it. "You put soap and water in that, and then you squirt it into the orifice you came into, and wash it out with that."
I watched this docu a while ago on realdolls, the site is interesting.
This last FAQ cracked me up:
Q. Can I buy any used dolls that have been returned or discarded?
A. No.
This thread is funny...in a sick and twisted kinda way. Turkey baster. Yeah. Um, at least Mike gives his "girls" a good douche.
Pretty expensive hobby for Mike, what with the cost of the dolls, wigs, clothes/underwear/bikinis/etc. I think he only called his ladies "its" so he wouldn't look as strange as the fella who cried when his dolly had to go in for repair.
Boy doll does need a different expression...he looks lobotomized.
When he's done masturbating, he says he uses the turkey-baster-like implement that comes with each doll to douche it. "You put soap and water in that, and then you squirt it into the orifice you came into, and wash it out with that."
