I keenly await your next post: I HAVE SORES IN MY MOUTH!!!
Hahahahahahahahhaha!!!...too funny, new light.
exjdub
I MADE OUT WITH A STRIPPER!!!!
by ColdRedRain 100 Replies latest members adult
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exjdub
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Elsewhere
lol... everyone's giving you such a hard time!
What the hell... I'll join in...
Check the weight of your wallet... if it is lighter than when the makeout started, then it wasn't a makeout.
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shera
He is probaly thinking,why did I post this topic.....
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Elsewhere
He is probaly thinking,why did I post this topic.....
lol... Poor guy... I was thinking the same thing.
We men have a problem... sometimes our "second head" speaks louder than our "smart head".
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bull01lay
Guys, please excuse my english naiivity, but I have to ask a couple of questions...
Hope you don't get any cooties from her.
What are cooties...???
What (if any) is the difference between 'making out' and full intercourse ???
Sorry to sound so 'clinical' and thick....
Bull (of the I need an American Thesaurus class...)
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Lehaa
sometimes our "second head" speaks louder than our "smart head
Us girls know that, how do you think we get what we want most of the time.
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Elsewhere
"cooties" is a term used by little kids when they think another kid is "gross" or has a disease they don't want. Don't let the kid with cooties get close to you!!!! (yeah, cruel childhood experiences)
As adults people like to say "cooties" as a funny way of referring to STD's
Lehaa... and whats sad is we never learn!
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iiz2cool
I MADE OUT WITH A HOT STRIPPER!!!!
Only one? You should have had two.
Walter
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Ciara
So what??? My hubby used to be married to one. They got divorced because she was a complete moron. I've never met a more useless woman in all my life. She was only good for one thing, and not very good at that, because the minute they got married she stopped wanting to have sex. Next thing he knew, she was screwing the DJ's at the club. She now has hepatitis and is married to a man the size of Rhode Island, getting bigger by the day herself, and still needs her "mommy" to tell her everything to do.
Ciara
P.S. Can you tell that I have no respect for strippers???
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Sunnygal41
ROTFLMAO @ BISOUS!!! Right on, Girl!!!