I can get up in the night with the lights off, pee without raising the toilet seat, and not hit the seat.
How you ask ??? Do I have special powers ???
Well, here's how it works:
Simply stand very close and touch the front sides of the bowl with both legs, one on the left and one on the right. If you are touching the bowl, you won't have to guess the distance. This will give you the correct orientation so that a 15 degree angle at release will result in a bulls-eye (adjustments to angle may have to be made for height and/or nationality).
Hint: When completed, raise one leg up slightly against the seat so that it raises the seat slightly (2 or 3 inches) and then let if drop to make the sound that you are putting down the seat. You're mate will appreciate it and praise you for it.
***** Rub a Dub