Posts by Yerusalyim

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nuisance calls

by baysixforme in

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anybody with any good ideas?.

i'm getting really peed off here.

i'm having a load of shite from soon-to-be-x who persists in ringing me up and harrassing us whenever he feels like it.

Yerusalyim

Not sure on the Laws in the UK, but in the US, if you tell them not to call, and they call anyhow, you can have them arrested...I've done it.

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well, the ultra intelligent palestinian terrorists took any good will the palestinians might have gotten from the (meaningless) ruling by the world court that wall the israelis are building is illegal by blowing up another israeli bus...thus proving the need for the wall.

israel rejected the authority of the world court when this whole thing started, sending as their only piece of evidence a bus which had been blown up by a palestinian terrorist.

more meaningful was the israeli supreme court ruling that about 25 miles of the wall had to be torn down and re-routed...this will happen.

Yerusalyim

Well, the ultra intelligent Palestinian Terrorists took any good will the Palestinians might have gotten from the (meaningless) ruling by the World Court that Wall the Israelis are building is illegal by blowing up another Israeli Bus...thus proving the need for the wall.

Israel rejected the authority of the world court when this whole thing started, sending as their only piece of evidence a bus which had been blown up by a Palestinian Terrorist.

More meaningful was the Israeli supreme court ruling that about 25 miles of the wall had to be torn down and re-routed...this will happen.

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What is up with Kirk Cameron?

by Markfromcali in

i think that's his name - you know the kid from that show growing pains?

i knew he was in the left behind movie and i think maybe another apocalyptic one, but then i saw him on some evangelical show talking about how to 'witness' to people, spouting a simplistic 'technique' of showing how people are sinners against the 10 commandments and then telling them you can be saved.. one thing that stands out is i could swear his acting in gp was more convincing than this spaced out kinda look he had in this show.

you know the look i'm talking about?

Yerusalyim

He's his own guy.

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Who would be the better CO Bush or Kerry?

by WTLies in

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better in terms of who would the wt think represents them best.

i say kerry because he will say whatever is needed no matter what facts history shows.

(this is true of most all politicians by the way) for instance when he was in the service he talked bad about it.

Yerusalyim

Kerry by far, any time there was "new light" that contradict "old light" Kerry could do the mental gymnastics...and explain it for himself if not others. "I was AGAINST the definition of Generation before I was FOR it."

37

I QUIT!

by Yerusalyim in

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i quit....smoking that is, my pack to 1 1/2 pack a day habit...i quit june 4th, not a single cigarette since then...though 5 to 7 pounds...are ya proud of me...huh huh huh....i had a few of ya hoping i was leaving the board....ha!

Yerusalyim

I QUIT....smoking that is, my pack to 1 1/2 pack a day habit...I quit June 4th, not a single cigarette since then...though 5 to 7 pounds...are ya proud of me...huh huh huh....I had a few of ya hoping I was leaving the board....HA!

33

If you could have..

by Brummie in

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plastic surgery, what would you have done?

or are you happy enough as you are, warts an all?

i'd have a few inches taken off my schlong...(just kidding to get the attention of and impress the ladies ;) but dont tell em, okaaay).

Yerusalyim

Stef,

Is it that you want people to lick your forehead for some reason?

Lipo a few inches off my belly...I quite smoking and I'm getting FAT!

30

Antibiotics for a virus? And what's a sure-fire fix for nausea?

by somebodylovesme in

it started thursday with a nasty cough.

friday morning, i felt like crap and was coughing up crap so i went to the doctor.

he told me i have bronchitis (yayyy) and prescribed both an antibiotic and a cough syrup with codeine (that puts me to sleep).

Yerusalyim

SLM,

Feel better...THAT'S AN ORDER!...works in the military.

12

YOU SOB

by Yerusalyim in

my brother sent this to me, it made my day.. .

for those who, even after they click the picture, can't read the type, it says:.

question: what is a sob exactly?.

Yerusalyim

Corvin,

I agree, which is why this is in Humor instead of another area...but lets not over analyze it, it loses something when ya do that.

19

Bush joke!

by pudd in

george w. bush meets with the queen of england.

he asks her, "your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?

are there any tips you can give to me?".

Yerusalyim

I guess I shouldn't be suprised, it's not like the Bush oppossers have any real ISSUES to discuss, so they pick on nonsense like this....get an issue...PLEASE.

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John Kerry on Larry King Live

by Mulan in

last night john kerry and his wife, teresa heinz kerry, were on larry king live.

heinz kerry: yes, absolutely.

kerry: absolutely.. .

Yerusalyim

eh my roomie is a Catholic and his priest thinks it shouldn't be the position of the church to deny people communion because they are pro-choice. He also thinks it isn't right for churches to use thier clout to get someone elected or not. I agree entirely. One could see such an extreme where the church decided to refuse communion for anyone who even voted for a pro-choice candidate. So much for separation of church and state..

Your roomie and his (her?) priest...should study the Church a bit more.

One could see such an extreme where the church decided to refuse communion for anyone who even voted for a pro-choice candidate

A Catholic who votes for a Pro Abortion Candidate BECAUSE they support "abortion rights" should refrain from taking communion. I agree with the earlier statement, either Kerry should refrain from taking communion or, not excommunicated, but he should be refused. As a Eucharistic Minister, If Kerry approached me for communion, he'd walk away empty handed.