WildTurkey
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Legendary Proverbs
by WildTurkey inlegendary proverbs
passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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Going Bald?
by Puternut inok, i went to get my hair cut yesterday, and i told her i wanted to do something different.
i've had it long, then colored it blonde, spiked it, and now it's short.
she said how about bald?
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(Fluff) Bald Heads
by Descender inso, yeah.
this isn't a religious topic or even important, but i figured that there were so many other posts about miscillaneous subjects that i'd post my own.
i have a receding hairline, so i shave my head twice a week or so and i usually keep a goatee.
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updated commandments
by WildTurkey init's about time someone updated those commandments, so here are some suggestions...
thou shall not stick anything larger than thine own elbow in thine ear.
thou shall not eat anything larger than thine own head.
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Figure These Out!
by WildTurkey insee how many of these puzzles you can figure out, i will give you the first one.
sand.
sandbox .
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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...
by WildTurkey inthings you never hear in a kingdom hall...
hey!
it's my turn to sit in the front roll.. .
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Wild Turkey - Birthday boy!!!
by LittleToe in.
happy birthday wild turkey (i'm pretty sure itr's around now, yes?).
make a wish....
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Women's Dictionary
by WildTurkey inargument (ar*gyou*ment) n. a discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
airhead (er*hed) n. what a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.. .
bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. you bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner.".
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What quality do you look for in a friend?
by WildTurkey in.
what quality do you look for in a friend?.
to me loyalty is very important, i can?t hang around ppl i don?t trust.. what is important to you?