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  Awake and Watchtower - Top 10 Most Popular Magazines of 2013

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the washtowel and asleep magazines made the list.

  an over-zealous dub just posted this link to my facebook wall.

  http://www.clicktop10.com/2013/07/top-10-most-popular-magazines-of-2013/.

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  It's simply a matter of having almost 8 million robots walking around foisting the mazagines to anything that moves. If the Cosmopolitan for instance had half the number of JWs actively peddaling it, it would outsell the Awake and Watchtower combined. After all it is about SEX, not pseudoscience and promises that the world will get 'better' after most of the earth's population gets slaughtered by an invisible being.
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  Awake and Watchtower - Top 10 Most Popular Magazines of 2013

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the washtowel and asleep magazines made the list.

  an over-zealous dub just posted this link to my facebook wall.

  http://www.clicktop10.com/2013/07/top-10-most-popular-magazines-of-2013/.

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  The Washtowel and Asleep magazines made the list. An over-zealous dub just posted this link to my Facebook wall.

  http://www.clicktop10.com/2013/07/top-10-most-popular-magazines-of-2013/

  "Its original purpose, as given in a statement until 1982 was: “this magazine builds confidence in the Creator’s promise of a peaceful and secure new order before the generation that saw 1914 pass away”. It is published in 99 languages with a total circulation of around 43.5 million copies."

  The other cackling dubs totally sidestepped the about point. Maybe it would have impacted them more if each paragraph has corresponding answers below them.
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  just a little anti-witnessing

  by JunkYardDog in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i whipped the crap out of some jw elder at the gas station today .

  using every thing from 1799 to the new july 15 2013 wt.. he never had and idea what hit him., long story short i humblied his ass.

  he ran to his car as fast as he could.

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  Sounds great! Please share your method with us Once the seed of TTATT has been planted it doesn't stop growing. Unless of course you are really stupid.
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  "Whether These Appear Sound From a Strategic or Human Standpoint or Not." - What do YOU think?

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/w20131115/seven-shepherds-eight-dukes/.

  paragraph 17.

  "at that time, the life-saving direction that we receive from jehovahs organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint.

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  http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/w20131115/seven-shepherds-eight-dukes/

  Paragraph 17

  "At that time, the life-saving direction that we receive from Jehovah’s organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint. All of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not. (4) Now is the time for any who may be putting their trust in secular education, material things, or human institutions to adjust their thinking. The elders must stand ready to help any who may now be wavering in their faith."

  I literally got chills down my spine when I became aware of that sentence in the November 2013 study edition of the Watchtower. I couldn't help but think of the whole Jim Jones fiasco. As to exactly what they have in store, only time will tell, but I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that the Watchtower is going to make a major push for more physical control of followers in the near future.

  Scenario 1: Sending out a letter stating that the end is so near that JWs need to physically isolate themselves from the world at once. Stop attending school, work, stop associating with any who are not Witnesses unless absolutely necessary.

  Scenario 2: Decreeing that Witnesses physically isolate themselves from the 'world' by gathering and living in Kingdom Halls, Assembly Halls etc.

  Scenario 3: Wearing a special card to publicly identify oneself as a Witness 24/7, the way they usually do only for conventions.

  Who knows, maybe all 3 combined.

  What do YOU think?
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  Timing of the "new light" study and the upcoming annual meeting

  by stuckinamovement in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i find it interesting that the 7/15 watchtower will be studied from september 2-29th and then the annual meeting will be exactly one week after.

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  it strikes me as an effort to emphasize the fds and their role before a big announcement.. siam .

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  @notjustyet, here you go mbeded video:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyDDyT1lDhA
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  After 2000 years since JC was executed ,why have we heard not a whisper from GOD ALMIGHTY ?

  by smiddy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  he/she had no problem talking to adam and eve ,though they were sinners in his/her sight .throughout the hebrew sriptures, ot, he /she had no problem communicating with fallen man ,imperfect humans , to dictate his will to his subjects by means of prophets , male and female ,according to the bible , the old testament ,the hebrew scriptures , god communicated not once ,not twice ,not even thrice ,but dozens of times during the first 4000 years of human history according to the bible.. why has this god been so silent these past 2000 years ,when their have been atrocities above the scale of anything that has ever been seen these past 6000 years of human existence .. oh you may say that the atrocities were not committed by god they were committed by man.

  fair enough .but god intervened in human affairs in such smaller infringements.

  with prophets or so the bible says.. the so called apostacy after the last of the apostles , the influence of satan in the world ,( or was that after 1914 ,) and the 2000 year gap when christ was supposed to return ,never mind about all the crap that went before it .. the fact remains we have never heard from god ,any god, or even" a " god, with either his/her approval or disapproval of events good or bad these past 2000 years... smiddy.

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  I havn't heard one peep out of Jehovah. I've tried praying (talking to myself) texting him, calling, Whatsapp and BBM-ing him, wrote on his Facebook wall, emailed him, and still nothing. I' think I'll do the same for Zeus, Odin, Ra, Osiris, Isis, Budda, Muhammad, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster to see if I get a response.
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  Shocking talk from 2013 District Convention urges parents to shun disfellowshipped children

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yldwe_6jsu.

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  It takes a mentally diseased person to go through with delivering a talk such as that one.
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  Questions About Paradise

  by jw07 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  before you knew the truth about the truth, did you stop to think about the aftermath of armageddon were it to happen now?.

  [if !supportlists]1.

  [endif]almost 8 million jws (0.11%) left alive out of 7 billion+ people, or 875 bodies to bury per person left alive.

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  Before you knew The Truth About the Truth, did you stop to think about the aftermath of Armageddon were it to happen NOW?

  1. Almost 8 million JWs (0.11%) left alive out of 7 BILLION+ people, or 875 bodies to bury per person left alive. How do you stave the scavengers off?

  2. Are the bodies burned? Are they buried? Are they broken down physically (disgusting) and distributed as ‘manure’ to ‘ help make the earth a paradise again’?

  3. According to Watchtower doctrine; man needs 1000 years to gain perfection. Wouldn’t the billions of decomposing bodies be the greatest health risk in the history of mankind and pose a threat to people NOT YET PERFECT?

  4. Higher education is strongly discouraged. Ok, how the hell do JWs deal with serious sickness and injuries since they are not yet ‘perfect’?

  5. With billions of ‘bad’ people suddenly dead what the hell happens to nuclear plants that need constant monitoring? What the hell happens when the control rods start going critical in hundreds of nuclear plants all over the world? Imagine Fukushima x 600, with a set of unskilled, unintelligent, goody too shoes, emasculated, indoctrinated lemmings left over to save the day.

  6. What happens when satellites die, decay, and begin to fall out of orbit with no damn warning?

  7. What happens to all the unexploded ordinance left over from modern wars? (land mines, unexploded bombs, IEDs etc)

  8. Who is going to drive those abandoned M1A1, tough as nails, and full of depleted uranium shells tanks out of the way of JW settlements? HOW will they be destroyed? Melt them down, ok, so what about the depleted uranium lingering in the materials? I sure wouldn’t want that metal near my home.

  9. The nuke subs at sea, what the hell happens to those???

  10. Will everyone be naked or wear clothes? Will people be resurrected with or without clothes on?

  11. Isn’t ‘paradise’ the ultimate melting pot for creating the ultimate rape-fest? Everyone physically active, bodies on the way to ‘perfection’ and being healthier than they are now: sexual stamina should be alive and kicking in everyone with the physical strength take what they want from whomever they want.

  12. How will bioweapons, nuclear weapons, and chemical weapons storage facilities be neutralised?

  13. Will there be electricity? How will it be generated?

  14. If the intricate chain of worldwide food transportation is disrupted for a couple of days people begin to starve. What happens when all the ‘bad’ people who delivered food at the proper time die off? Will the JWs know how to fly planes, where to deliver, what to deliver, and in what amount? Oops, I almost forgot: foods need to be MANUFACTURED, PACKAGED and PRESERVED first. Good luck with mastering and coordinating those before everyone starves.

  15. Imagine for a second brothers in lets say…Cayman starving because most of the land mass is covered with BODIES. How will JWs know to deliver food and in what amount if there is no electricity?

  16. If this fictitious story of paradise were actually true, what is to prevent people from waking up, thinking WHAT THE HELL did I survive into and start a killing spree with left over carbines and grenades? If they had military experience an apache helicopter would be a lovely culling tool against JW settlements.

  What are some of the things you thought about in relation to the paradise fairy tale?
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  Benny Hin StreetFighter

  by confusedandalone in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this will not be the least bit funny unless you are between the ages of 25 and 40 and played streetfighter as a kid.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyaybnk16a.

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  The original versions of the 'Street Fighter Church' videos have been on the net for a few years now. They started appearing all over my Facebook AGAIN today, from contacts all over the world, as well as on many different types of pages.

  The resurgence of them makes me wonder if there is hope for the 'Deaf Jehovah's Witnesses Masturbation' videos going viral all over again. The odd thing about memes is that they can do well, lay dormant for a while, then go viral again at an unexpected time. All it takes is them reaching the right forum (sometimes literally a forum) for the flame to be reignited. Sometimes people forget about them, and the nostolgia of remembering the laughs they got motivates them to share harder than before. *fingers crossed*

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_yghhiss
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  Benny Hin StreetFighter

  by confusedandalone in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this will not be the least bit funny unless you are between the ages of 25 and 40 and played streetfighter as a kid.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyaybnk16a.

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  @mP I didn't know that. Thanks for the info.