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If you could have one wish come true....

by butalbee in

jw
friends

if you could have one wish come true, what would it be?

just one wish, that you would have to live w/ for the rest of your life, whether if be winning the lottery, finding true love, world peace, etc...what would you choose?.

i know what my wish would be...i wish i never met him.

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I wish that every child molester in this world would automatically drop dead just at the thought of doing such a thing.

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Molestation accusation.

by refiners fire in

i got a phone call from an ex dub i used to hang out with 20 years ago when we were young bucks.

i hardly seen him in the past 15 years.. weve gone different ways and his family was always a bit..you know... tainted.

a bit nutso.. anyway, the guy calls me on tuesday night all distressed and wanting desperately to see me.

Tell him to get a lawyer. You are not one.
What is your gutt feeling about this? Do you feel he could have possibly done this?
I always trust my gutt...only because my gutt instincts have always been right....
other than that...he should talk to a lawyer..not you.. about this...and maybe you could advise him to stop talking to people about this in the meantime.

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I'M FREAKING OUT!

by SPAZnik in

today my best friend from the borg called me!

ok.. i've been officially out for almost a year now.. no contact with former "friends" & "family".. (just my mom checks up on me now and then,.

fishing for info on my "activities".

Rags

Hey..go meet her!! I have JW friends....i was never baptized but i was totally raised JW and very much pressured to get baptized but didnt.
The JW friends i have are mostly the ones that are in it but dont really want to be but cant face leaving. I love talking to them..they can vent with me..and then they say..".please dont tell nobody about this...or thank god i could tell you this..if they knew they would kick me out@!"
GO MEET HER!!!! HAVE A GREAT TIME...I BET SHE HAS SO MUCH TO TELL YOU AND YOU MAY BE IN FOR A SURPRISE!!!!!!!

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I SAVED A LIFE TONIGHT !!!

by josephus in

jw
friends

tonight i was leaving my flat with my brother, when a drunk guy from across the road came over shouting that his freinds apartment was on fire.. my brother and my kicked in the door, and went in to the flaming building three times.

we eventually found him slumped over in a sofa.. i thought we were goners because we got lost on the way out, the smoke had by this time filled the room.. my brother and me dragged him out the door when his collection of half finished whisky bottles and gas lighterc refills exploded.. the only casualty was us with smoke inhalation, and my brothers car keys which fell out of his pocket in the rush.. look in the lisburn star on fridays for my smokey face.

a good day .. josephus

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Oh ma Gaaaaawwwdd...its Clark Kent!!!!!!

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A really, really weird question......

by VioletAnai in

jw
friends

ok, don't think i'm nuts, but i have a rather personal question to ask you.

it's just that i saw a kid do this and i've never seen it in my life, and then a friend told me it happens to her too...every time.... ok, so the question is:.

do you shed tears and get a runny nose when doing number two?.

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Yerusalym..that was so fricken funny i almost pee'd my panties!!
ehem..sorry to hear your a bigger asshole these days.....man, you must of gone through hell whenever you had to take a dump as a kid...thats awful.....glad to hear your anus is much bigger now...
oh ..and thank you so much for sharing that with us.....
lol.....rofl......lmao...........................................

:-)

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Dont they know people have hangovers?

by Lucifersmullet in

jw
friends

why do jws pick the oneday people can sleep late to go preach theyre falsehood?saturday,i was a jw one time and i hated going to the doors on a saturday moring every single door we knocked on we woke up somone,i know it had to suck for them.

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They are downright rude...Sunday they came knockin at my door...i had my 4 month old in my arms who was screeeeeeeeming a fuss cause she had stomach flu....and my other daughter was calling me in the background with her head in the toilet puking from stomach flu also...i tell these JW's...i am not interested..they ignore me and keep talking...i tell them my baby is really sick..thank you but i must go...they ignore me and keep talking...all the time my baby is screaming..has only a pyjama on and the door is wide open and its 10 below zero out...so i said ...."goodbye" and shut the door...do you believe they knocked again and i just didnt answer it....How Rude!!!

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A really, really weird question......

by VioletAnai in

jw
friends

ok, don't think i'm nuts, but i have a rather personal question to ask you.

it's just that i saw a kid do this and i've never seen it in my life, and then a friend told me it happens to her too...every time.... ok, so the question is:.

do you shed tears and get a runny nose when doing number two?.

Rags

All my life I thought i was the weird one.
Out of nowhere I would ask a question totally out of subject with what was being talked about.
Example...if one was telling me about their son's graduation...i would nod and then say.."oh yes...by the way do you find that your farts smell worse after you eat peaches?"..and people would look at me like i was from Mars.
Then tonight I came across This Post by Violet Anai...totally irrelevant with any Jehovah Witness Topic and a totally funny question....Now I know I am not alone in this world...I finally met someone as bizarre as me...
Violet..you made my day!!! God Bless You....
oh...and No..I never reallly noticed wether or not i get tears and a runny nose when i poo...but i will make sure to notice tomorrow morning and let you know....but do you ever get watery mouth just before you gotta pee??? Or you know those silent farts?? ..arent they the stinkiest!!!!!!!!
...and you know what is the best thing in life...when you take a poo in the morning and just as it falls into the toilet the water splashes back at your butt and refreshes it...i love it!!
LOL....
later
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Out with a bang....plus Elders (Gestapo) visit....

by TheApostleAK in

jw
friends

just da'd myself the other day...announcement tonight.. -------------------------------.

alan xxxxxxxxxx.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

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That letter was ....."wow"....i cant find a word to describe it.
You stated your thoughts..backed up everything with scripture....and made a very clear cut exit. I loved it.
Peace..and hang in there okay?
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