Posts by OUTLAW

when the co is visiting, i think i hear "thank you , jehovah, for this special week of activity" until i want to vomit.. also "jehovah, please remember those sick and afflicted.

we pray that they can make a recovery and be back with us.".

stale, canned, institutionalized garble.

OUTLAW

Those formula prayers. I want to scream..
stale, canned, institutionalized garble. How about something REAL?!

Prayers By WBT$/JW Reps Are a Self Serving Event..

With constant Mind Numbing Repetition of the WBT$ Brand...."Jehovah"..

Any mundane subject in The Prayer,Is "Fair Game"..

As Long As You Can Attach The WBT$ Brand "Jehovah" To It..

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Look At Me I`m Important.....Now Back To Jehovah!..

Thank You Jehovah For Our Special Week Of Activity..

Thank You Jehovah For Ice Cream On a Stick..

Thank You Jehovah For Cats That Use Their Litter Box..

Thank You Jehovah For Chickens With 2 Drumsticks..

Thank You Jehovah For BLAH..Blah..blah..blah..

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Dear beloved, Does your heart feel for the motherless?

by Colinconfused in

greetings to you and your family.

i am mrs. amadou gloria, a widow to late mr. greg amadou; i am 56 years old, suffering from pancreatic cancer, my condition is really bad and it is quite obvious that i will not live for a very long time according to my doctors but i strongly believe in god and not the doctors and if it is the will of god that i will die, then so shall it be.nevertheless i am willing to donate the sum of 1,700.000.00 us dollars for you to help widows and the less privileged in the rural and urban areas and to carry out charity works, my promise to god almighty is to help the poor people and i hope you have the kind of heart and ability to help others that is of needs, if so please do not hesitate to indicate to me, your interest.

i wait to see your response, write me for more discussion [email protected] my regards, madam gloria.

OUTLAW

Its a typical 419 scam

No!..It`s Real!!..

I want my Friggin Money!!..

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Dear beloved, Does your heart feel for the motherless?

by Colinconfused in

greetings to you and your family.

i am mrs. amadou gloria, a widow to late mr. greg amadou; i am 56 years old, suffering from pancreatic cancer, my condition is really bad and it is quite obvious that i will not live for a very long time according to my doctors but i strongly believe in god and not the doctors and if it is the will of god that i will die, then so shall it be.nevertheless i am willing to donate the sum of 1,700.000.00 us dollars for you to help widows and the less privileged in the rural and urban areas and to carry out charity works, my promise to god almighty is to help the poor people and i hope you have the kind of heart and ability to help others that is of needs, if so please do not hesitate to indicate to me, your interest.

i wait to see your response, write me for more discussion [email protected] my regards, madam gloria.

OUTLAW

I am willing to donate the sum of 1,700.000.00 US dollars for you to help widows and the less privileged in the rural and urban areas and to carry out charity works,

Screw That!..... I`m Keeping the Money..

What did Widows and the Less Privileged ever do for Me?!..

Send the money to: OUTLAW in Canada..

(Everybody knows me here,so receiving the money won`t be a problem..)

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Ideas to discreetly identify the awoken among us

by Truthexplorer in

jw
friends

ok. i know this has been brought up in the past, but i have often wondered who in our halls are awake (for those of us who attend).

there are some i would consider a 'maybe', but no way of ever really knowing.. so here is my idea.

i hope it doesn't sound too masonic,.

OUTLAW

Ideas to discreetly identify the awoken among us

It has to be something no one would notice.....Like..

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.....A Secret HandShake.....

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And the jackals move in

by stillin in

a woman whom i knew as a teenager stayed over at another witness family's home.

the brother who was the father was caught peeking at her while she was taking a shower.

she told the elders, a jc was held, the brother was repentant and had loss of privileges for a year.

OUTLAW

C) Now 35 years later she intends suing the watchtower.
With the greatest respect she needs a bloody good lawyer.....The Rebel

With the greatest respect she needs a bloody good ~~lawyer~~ Psychiatrist.

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"I`m Afraid,Your Still WatchTarded"

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How delusional is Tony Morris actually?

by Festus in

anthony morris iii was representing gb in international convention in helsinki, finland.

in his final talk he mentioned that at the fight of armageddon jesus will fight together with the 144 000. he then reminds the audience that one angel destroyed 185000 assyrians.

so what are "144 000 immortal creatures together with jesus going to do".