Lol, so that's what was on that piece of toast. I only saw half the story on tv and was wondering.
Cicatrix
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Buy the Virgin Mary - Then Eat Her.
by hillary_step invirgin on the ridiculous.
for some reason the url will not work.
go to ebay and use the words virgin mary toast in the search box.
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Just got home from the dentist :(
by Princess ini avoided the dentist for about six years.
no insurance and two small kids seemed like a really good excuse.
so i finally wenttoday.
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Cicatrix
{{{Princess}}}
I hear ya, girl. I was in the same boat as you-no dental insurance for six years, and kids to worry about, too. I let a chipped filling go until I did have dental insurance (just recently got that straightened out-we were accidentally removed from the company plan twice), and evidentally, because the seal was broken, bacteria got back under the filling and I developed an abscess this past week. I guess the infection spread into my sinuses, so now I'm being treated for a sinus infection and an abscess. The headache is unrelenting.
The dentist doesn't know if the tooth has to come out, or if I have to have a root canal. Either way, ouch! One of my children has to have a root canal, also, so we're going to be paying lots of dental bills now.I may have gum disease to boot.
It doesn't pay to wait, but what can you do if you can't afford to go? I do know I'll think twice before I ignore a chipped filling! It's a lot easier to come up with $60 than $480!
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Guideposts and Serena Williams
by Triple A inimagine my surprise when my wife shows me the cover of the october 2004 guideposts with serena williams photo on it and the caption, "serena williams serving the spirit.
" for those that have not heard of the guideposts, from its own pages, "guideposts is a monthly inspirational, interfaith, nonprofit magazine written by people from all walks of life.
its articles help readers achieve their maximum personal and spiritual potential.
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"The magazine carries a four-page article by Serena Williams. I thought it was an offence against the WTS to read published material by others. What is the WTS stance on writing for other publications?"
It is an offense. Evidentally Ms Williams didn't read the "Interfaith" section in her "Reasoning From the Scriptures" book,lol. If she were Josephine Rank and File, she would be disciplined for this action. It'll be interesting to see how it's handled. Does anyone know if she's baptised or not?
When I was a JW, my grandma gave me a subscriptioin to Guidepost. Because I have a nosy in-law who happens to be the mail person, I had to write to the company and cancel my subscription, lest I be "reported" to the elders. This nosy in-law is not a Witness and in fact hates the Witnesses ,but pretends otherwise while in company of the Witnesses.Due to a family feud of which I involuntarily became a part, this person loved to try to get me in trouble with the elders.They would pretend to be a magazine reader, and when the elder called on them, would tell them crap I was supposedly doing.I wonder why the elder who called on them never figured out what was up when they repeatedly refused to subscribe to the magazines, and wouldn't get into spiritual discussions let alone have a Bible study,but insisted that they continue to bring the magazines to their door,lol.
My grandma, on the other hand, was always very kind about my choice of religion, and never chided me for it, even the times when I was extremely ungracious to her, due to my "Bible training" (gag).She would just continually search for the similarities in our beliefs and talk about those, while ignoring any snotty comments I made regarding her beliefs.I truly believe that when she gave me that gift subscription, her heart was in the right place, trying to celebrate with me our commonalities in belief via an interfaith magazine (she would also accept WT and Awake, but just couldn't see what I valued from them).
Now that I'm out, it angers me that the little men at the top of the organisation turn a blind eye to high profile members doing things like this, while allowing the elders to throw the book at the rank and file. What hypocrites!!Whatever happened to "everyone speaking in agreement"?
My own behavior toward my grandma makes ashamed of myself, too. Well, at least I came to my senses and apologised to my grandma for being such a self-righteous bigot.She accepted my apology, and gave me a huge box of Christmas decorations to celebrate:)
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ALLEYMOM INJURED!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dansk indear all,.
marjorie (alleymom) might not thank us for publishing this news but you all need to know.
this wonderfully caring lady has been injured in a car crash.
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Wishing you a quick return to good health, Alleymom.
Cicatrix
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Dream I Had a week Ago
by Satanus ini was w a small band of about 8 people on horseback in england.
some challenger/threat to the throne had just landed.
the leader of the group and the rest were going to go ride down and kill the person(s).
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Satanus,
Here are some entries from "Dream Dictionary: An A to Z Guide to Understanding Your Unconscious Mind". This particular one is a Jungian dream book.There are several different styles of dream dictionaries. I can't really interpret your dream for you, but you could look at these and think about what was going on in your life around that time.
Another method of interpretation is word association. What do these words mean to you personally? Based on your history and your unique perspective on life, you may find that the dream has a totally different meaning.One thing that came to my mind is what were you waiting to tell the queen?
8-death and resurrection;infinity;old fonts and baptisteries are octagonal because of the associateion with regeneration
people-depict your human attitudes,strengths, and anxieties
group of people-how you meet the pressure of scoial norms;public opinions
horse-pleasurable energy and exuberance,the sort of energy or feelings of well-being that can "carry" one through the day easily; dynamic sexual drive, the physical energy and life processes that "carry us around. The life processes that carry-or pull-us through growth and aging.
enemy-the person or group you are pitted agains represents something, probably within yourself, that you are in conflict with.
kill-repressing or stopping some aspect of yourself
queen-One's mother; a figure we use in dreams to illustrate our need for acknowledgement and personal and public acclaim; also represents one's culture, language, and traditions. Insome dreams the king or queen is dreamt about as the dreamer is becoming accalimed externally, and the dreams may precede this.
barroom-often indicates how you relate to groups; relaxation or conflict with friends and others, depending on action in dream. There may therefore be signs of aggressiveness or defensiveness; feelings about society; exploring ideas or feelings, as one might in a communicative atmosphere in a bar; hopes, fears, or expectations about finding a sexual partner.Therefore the meeting or avoiding of the compelxities of relationship; gathering information or realizing things unconsciously gathered; can be difficulties regarding alchohol; one's techinique for avoinding confrontation with loneliness, anxiety, sense of failure, etc.
leader-our relationship with authority figures, or the generally accepted ideas that people take to guide their life; the relationshiop with the leader might show how much responsibility we are taking for our life; feelings of being responsible, as in parenthoood or professional capacity.
palace-a sense of importance, or privilege. In some dreams about a palace, there are evident feelings of something special happening. This probably links with the way palaces ar used in fairy stories. Such a palace represents the wonders of yourself, your amazing mind and qualities that might sleeping or overcome by enemies-i.e. disuse or ignoring them. The palace is also the storehouse of your culture and past, the treasure house of our family, social and racial inheritance.
castle-Feeling of security or insecurity; defensive attitudes; the way we defend ourselves agains "attack"; past attittudes that may have been necessary in childhood to defend ourselves while strengthening our identity; our way of defending against or experiencing childhood pain.
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It's Friday!!! So why are you home?
by kls inthis is a question that i am asking myself and the only answer is ,,,,cause i ain"t got a life.
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so why are you sitting in front of your computer?
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"Because I'm middle aged, in the middle of a good chianti and feeling very mellow"
Darn, and all I had was some crappy Riuniti.
I'm here because everyone else is at work tonight. I'm going to do a little creative rennovation on my costume, so I can go out and be naughty tomorrow and not get caught, lol. -
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"I'm Osama Bin Laden ... and I approve this message"
by Simon in.
it seems like everyone is making election videos .
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"What I find interesting though is that currently (my source being a Staff Sgt. in the Air Force) there are about 20,000 in overage in the Air Force. They are trying to implement a Blue (Air Force) to Green (Army) program to get some soldiers to switch but so far there have been few takers.
Kansas District Overbeer"
Yep, I can second that. My info comes from someone who was just discharged from the Air Force, and seconded by another officer who is still in.The competition is stiff for Air Force positions now.
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THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY NORMAL???
by Corvin inremember the kingdom hall bathroom spankings for us kids that did not sit quietly for the meeting?
the threats, the manipulation, the head games, the forced meeting attendance, forced field service activity, forced family wt publication study, the forbidden association with non-jw?s, the berating and chastising for having a thought or idea of your own, the dresser drawer searches looking for music or magazines you were not suppose to have .
you know, the typical jw upbringing .
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I wasn't raised as a Witness, but became involved with them at the age of sixteen. I guess maybe because I wasn't raised in it, I wasn't aware how abnormal things were until I had my own children. I think what really made me stop and say "wait a minute" was when a district overseer' who we had over to the house for lunch during his visit, instructed me on the proper way to spank my children. Shortly after that, I started getting "counseled" by a paticular elder who insisted that I needed to discipline my children better.
The children, being of the ages of from eight down to newborn, were at that wiggly, noisy stage. I grew up in a non-JW household and the wiggly, noisy stage was just another stage of normal development, so I would just take my kids back to the B school when they were being noisy (I attended most meetings with just my five small children, so I had to take them all to the back with me if no one else volunteered to help).
This elder actually came up to me during the meeting and told me to take my child to the bathroom and spank him. Simply taking my children to the B school, where I could watch from the window, and where little Mr noisy could just be a kid, wasn't permitted.
After that, I became irregular at meetings for a very long time. And eventually, when my children started bringing up some of the stupid stuff they were going through, and I became aware of the Silent Lambs issue, I realized that the organisation valued the furtherance of its party line over the welfare of children, and I left.
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Halloween recipes and games
by Jez in.
does anyone have any super easy halloween recipes/ideas for food or children's games?
having my first kiddy halloween party!!
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How about some gross dirt and worm pudding?
You'll need:
enough cups to serve each child
instant chocolate pudding
Oreo cookies
gummy worms
Make pudding and put in cups.
Crush Oreos so that they resemble dirt, then sprinkle on pudding
insert worms into pudding
You could make some neat eyeball ice cubes, too. Find eyeball candies, then drop one in each cube of an ice tray, add water and freeze. Or if you want to make a large chunk of ice in a hurry, put water in a sterile glove or a rubber glove and freeze it. You can color the water green, then dab the "Frankenstien hand" with red food coloring blood before placing it in your punch bowl. -
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Did you pass your driving test 1st time?..if not....
by Brummie inwhat did you fail on?
brummie (my dtest on monday 1st nov...shyte i dont think i have a chance).
anyways, i going out to have a good time, wont be back till tomorrow, so see ya then.
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No, because I hit a car while trying to manuever around the circle drive of the school. The driver's ed teacher had me get my eyes tested, and that's when they discovered I have difficulty seeing around dusk and dawn. Now that I know, it's not a major problem. At least I only knocked the dust off from the car, and didn't do any permanent damage.
I'm sure you'll do tons better than I did, lol. But good luck anyway, Brummie.