WTWizard
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Worshiping an act itself
by WTWizard inyou probably heard of people worshiping people (such as a parent, a study conductor), things (crosses, money), or organizations (a church, the washtowel babble and crap slaveholdery).. i believe, however, there is one other thing one can worship: actions.
and, among the witlesses, the most common acts that are worshiped are field circus and boasting session attendance.
this happens when one believes that they are going to see one or more of their problems gone as long as they are attending every boasting session and/or doing excessive field circus.
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Yoke Kindly? Load Light?
by WTWizard inwell, this is your "light load".
you are expected to waste 70 or more hours a month on field circus, working the same streets repeatedly.
doing this never even successfully reduces what's left to be done.
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Name and Shame: Everclear Merchandise Christmas lights
by WTWizard inwhile now might seem a bit early to think of getting your christmas lights in order, actually it is a pretty good time.
the lights have yet to appear in stores, but you can find plenty of them online.
true, they are a bit on the expensive side--a set of 70 bulbs can set you back a good $20-35, especially if you get the new purple, pink, or warm whites.
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Restrictions on sanitation supplies at a$$emblies
by WTWizard innow that the grand boasting sessions are well under way, now is a good time to discuss what they are restricting on supplies there.
the "one towel" rule is quite famous by now.
however, i have heard scattered reports that they are rationing things like toilet paper as well.
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The new Kingdumb maladies
by WTWizard ini wonder if anyone actually enjoys them.
i have heard scattered reports about how a few actually enjoyed at least a few of the older songs (back when there were 225 of them).
but i have heard nothing but reports of the new songs being impossible to properly sing, very poorly written or performed, or downright blasphemous and promoting blatant idolatry.
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Answers to reinstatement questions
by WTWizard infirst of all, to anyone interested in reinstatement (in response to a couple of threads about the subject, and for anyone that wants to see their family again), there is no formal letter to write.
rather, you will have to submit a request to the hounders that disfellowshipped you in the first place.
chances are good that they will reject that appeal.. some time later, you will have to submit another request for a reinstatement hearing.
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Finding Men in the Territory
by WTWizard injust when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, along comes the august 2009 kingdumb misery.
therein, "meet the challenge of witnessing to men" comes along.
they are whining that there are too many women and not enough men (i wonder if they are hearing about "sisters" not finding mates within the cancer, or just because they need men to run the show because they do not want women running it).. they continue with a couple of stock examples of reaching men.
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Missing School Functions
by WTWizard ini know that the witlesses are not supposed to go to many school activities.
these include after-school sports and competitions, scouting, and other extra-curricular activities and class trips that may last beyond school hours.
the most cited excuses (flimsy they may be) are bad associations, the money, time, and the possibility of compromise.. now, i wonder how many people have missed field trips that happened during normal school hours because of being witlesses.
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The Potter: Do You STILL Want to Worship This?
by WTWizard injeremiah 18 starts like this:.
1: the word which came to jeremiah from the lord, saying, .
2: arise, and go down to the potter's house, and there i will cause thee to hear my words.
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"Gift" Of Singleness?
by WTWizard inthis has to be the biggest piece of s*** i have heard of within the religion.
the last i know, they called marriage a "gift" from god, itself stupid.
if you are not married, you are single--and they are calling that a "gift" too?