Dredged
There was a pair of young lovers in Dalhart, Texas...let's call them Jenny and Billy Bob. Jenny and Billy Bob are 16 and virgins. Last week, Jenny tells Billy Bob that they can "do it" finally, but only with condoms. Plus, he must finally have dinner at her house, so she can introduce him to her parents.
Billy Bob doesn't have any condoms for the dirty deed, nor does he know much about sex, so he figures be better get some at the only pharmacy in town. He goes in, tries to figure out what he really needs: ribbed, lubricated, etc. So the friendly pharmacists comes overs and asks him if he needs help. They talk for an hour or two, and finally the pharmcists asks, "Do you need the three pack, six pack, or family size?"
Well, our boy Billy bob figures since it's his first time and all, he proudly boasts, "The family pack."
The night of the "get-to-know-you" dinner, Billy bob comes over and and is introduced to Jenny's parents. They all sit down to the dinner table and Jenny father begins the prayer. After the prayer is over, Billy bob still has his head down low.
"Billy bob, you didn't tell me you were so religious," Jenny tells him.
"You didn't tell me your dad was a pharmacist."