A NEW SIGN OUT FRONT AT BETHEL!

by Mary 101 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary

    I think it's time Bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "Read God's Word the Bible Daily."

    I was thinking:

    Oh What A Web We Weave, When First We Practice To Deceive!"

    Anyone else got any ideas as to what you'd like to see posted outside Bethel these days?

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    'HELP!'

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Read God's Word Daily with the Help of the Watchtower and Other Bible Study Aid WE Print.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Mary,

    : think it's time Bethel got a new sign out front, one that really speaks volumes and is far more suitable to their "Read God's Word the Bible Daily."

    I think that in line of what the GB said during the 1980-1981 massacre in Bethel, they should put on the sign what they said back then:

    "Read God's Word the Bible Daily, but DON'T Undertake Any Deep Study of it."

    Or, to put it in a more "theocratic" idiom,

    "Read God's Word the Bible Daily, but ONLY in Moderation."

    Farkel

    Edited by - Farkel on 28 June 2002 19:39:36

  • bad_associashun
    bad_associashun

    'READ GOD'S INSPIRED WORD- THE WATCHTOWER- DAILY

    ARMAGEDDON COMING ANY DAY NOW'

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    USED BED PANS FOR SALE - OUR GOVERNING BODY IS RUNNING OUT OF B.S.

    D8TA

  • new boy
    new boy

    "FOR SALE, MAKE OFFER" '

  • TheStar
    TheStar

    LOL @ hillary!

  • ItsJustlittleoldme
    ItsJustlittleoldme

    "Listen to God speak daily, goto a Kingdom hall near you"

    "God, playing live at a Kingdom hall near you"

    "God's mouthpiece wants you!"

    "Have some respect, and keep quiet when passing by this holy place, some people in this building are talking long distance to god - Your noise has caused them to misunderstand many messages in the past, and god's wrath is coming upon you any day now because of it"

    "Who needs the bible when the Watchtower is here to save you"

    "we are from the Watchtower, we're here to help you understand God's word and the bible too"

    Edited by - itsjustlittleoldme on 28 June 2002 20:3:6

    Edited by - itsjustlittleoldme on 28 June 2002 20:4:50

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Pedo-Paradise at a Kingdom Hall Near You

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