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5 dustrabbit in
so, it's a saturday night, i'm home alone and my love/social life sucks.
so, i was iming a few minutes ago with a friend of mine who doesn't live here in denver, bitching about my love life... so, he since he realizes i tend to date conservative women, he asks me why i haven't hooked up with a jw woman and then get her away from the borg.
now, there's a risky proposition and it's obvious my friend has never been in borg.
9 dustrabbit in
all right, it's been a very long time since i lasted visited here...but i gotta ask...who's here from denver?
i'm itching to meet some other ex-jws and talk in person.
by the way, is billygoat still around?.
1 dustrabbit in
this is the dustrabbit checking in after a long absence.. got a question for all of you in the denver, or at the very least, colorado area:.
does anyone remember a jw psychologist who was in the denver area?
i'm trying to locate this guy.
3 dustrabbit in
10. you don't need a special permit for a gun...just a jw's publisher's card.. 9. watchtower and awake magazines don't blow up in your hands like those cheap iraqi grenades do.. 8. you can go up to people like "you know" and say, "do you feel lucky today, punk?
" and then you pray to jehovah in hopes of him starting aramegeddon right now..... 7. no one can legimately say you're putting youth at risk for suicide missions...you just bore them to death with the newest printing of "young people ask....".
6. no need to wear a mask over your head....people already shut their curtians/doors when they see you a half-mile away.. 5. no advance college degree is needed...just a dogged sense of fanaticism and your best stepford wives' smile and you're set..... 4. it's a great way to get revenge on all those little turds who pelted your door this past halloween.. 3. you can expose santa's true identity all in the name of "religious freedom"..... 2. the only thing you could be charged with is "being stupid without a license...".
16 dustrabbit in
9. so many words rhyme with "thrity-four": score, door, bore, floor....the poetry/slogan possbilities are endless..... .
8. the ozone hole will be so big by '34, everyone will have skin cancer and wear masks to breathe easier due to pollution, so armeggedon will be a just another day in the park..... .
7. the governing body is hoping there will a cure for baldness by then...("hey, we need to enter the new kingdon in style, don'tcha think?").
4 dustrabbit in
just as the title says, where you huys and some of my other peeps out there?.
6 dustrabbit in
okay, boys and girls, as those who remember me from last summer can attest to, i totally enjoy drivel.
mine would be to totally get with this girl, mainland chinese actress qin hailu.
(is she cute or what?).
it's your favorite malcontent in denver, justin.
i am doing ok...finally on the road to receiving those divorce paperts, getting my movie script going, and a job interview for hong kong public schools next month.. how is going for the rest of you?.
10 dustrabbit in
yes, it is the original dustrabbit, justin greene...just poppin' in to say hi.
i'm busy at the the moment and don't have a computer yet.
11 dustrabbit in
i'm very annoyed by something i saw today on the board:.
so, i go away for a few days and i now see somebody is trying to encroach on my moniker!.
warning: the poster posting under "dustbunny" is not me!