OnTheWayOut

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  Life is a bag of Sh^t

  by JRK in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  happy st. paddy's day.. that being said, life is a bag of shit.. so please give me some sort of positivity in this post.. i wish i could get it from whom i would like it from, but that is a bullshit dream.. life sucks then you die!.

  jk.

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq0yEI_xpb8
  
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  Why do you think they changed Ester and Christ death from?

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i believe the early christians going back as far as constantine changed the ritual of a savior coming and the resurrection of the messiah from the spring equinox to the following full moon.

  or should i say the full moon after the spring equinox.

  so why the change?

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  Sorry, I named the years he might have been born.

  They calculate the death of Jesus as having taken place between AD 30 and 36.

  Pretty wide range.
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  disfellowshipped and looking to find someone in the same possition

  by whatisgoingonpls in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  where can i find a disfellowshipped wife ;)

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  OnTheWayOut

  If she's a gorgeous looking blonde with a great personality. Who cares what her background is 😉

  
  If you got one of those for him, I imagine he can get past her not being a disfellowshipped JW.
  While you are at it, independently wealthy might be nice too.
  
  Seriously folks, there is nothing wrong with wanting to find someone who "gets it" because they were there.
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  When You See A JW Approaching What Are Your Thoughts?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i used to get a weird feeling in my stomach when i would see a witness approaching.... almost a sense of dread.

  now, i really don’t care.

  i have even made it a point to do the approaching when i see a witness trying to convert an ignorant person..

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  OnTheWayOut

  As I drive, I see them all the time doing the door-to-door and sometimes I see them with their carts. I don't approach them.
  
  The main thing is that I feel pity that they are slaving so much for something so worthless.
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  Why do you think they changed Ester and Christ death from?

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i believe the early christians going back as far as constantine changed the ritual of a savior coming and the resurrection of the messiah from the spring equinox to the following full moon.

  or should i say the full moon after the spring equinox.

  so why the change?

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  I don't believe that the stories about Jesus are true, but there are enough details in the New Testament to be pretty specific with the Jewish calendar based on lunar cycles to pin down the date within the year that they say this stuff happened.
  
  But otherwise, you are right. They could not pin down if this happened in 2 BCE or 4 AD or whatever. Too many variables to argue over. But also, because it's a myth.
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  JW Jokes

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. social
  2. humour

  they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.

  watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.

  what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?

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  A circuit overseer is called a C.O. (See-Oh)

  His wife is sometimes called a C.O.W. which might be shortened by some to be said, "cow."

  What do you call a circuut overseer's baby?

  .......a "circuit breaker."
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  JW Jokes

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. social
  2. humour

  they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.

  watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.

  what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?

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  Betheliesalot:
  How do you get "new light" from an old Watchtower?
  Set it on fire.

  I think that is the best one.
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  JW Jokes

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. social
  2. humour

  they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.

  watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.

  what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?

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  They don't want you to donate blood because.....
  .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
  
  Watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members......
  ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
  
  What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
  Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
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  My Dissociation letter

  by TJ Curioso in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi to everyone!i was summoned to the judicial committee and went.

  it was a respectful conversation from one side to the other.

  in the end i handed the dissociation letter in hand and a binding to each of the elders, with an article i wrote on the subject, "are jehovah's witnesses a destructive sect?

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  Congratulations TJC.
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  My dad RIP

  by ScottyRex in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my dad died 2 weeks ago on sunday.

  i will miss him so much.

  he was the funniest most greatest man i have ever known.. granted for the first 30 years i wasnt that much keen on him and i don't think he was on me much either.....let me explain.. mum and dad met in 1964, mum was the prettiest girl in the town, mini skirts, raised hair, the daintiest figure, she looked the spit of audrey hepburn at breakfast at tiffanys.

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  OnTheWayOut

  Beautifully written. You have some honest and also some good memories. Thanks for sharing that. So sorry for your loss.