Thank you for all the well wishes and the congratulatory notes. I did so want to check mate them, though, if only to let them know that I have more information than they realize (the "secret" elders handbook in PDF, for one). I kind of want to shake them up a bit.
I found this gem http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/18983/1.ashx This would really shock them. Not sure about it, though.
As a sidenote, this particular elder is the SAME elder that caused Hadenuf's family so much grief. I've even heard him brag about how he has hidden in ditches at night waiting for lights to be turned off so he can get his so-called "evidence" against a woman for adultery. He had another man with him to comply with their infernal 2 witness rule, but of course they never saw the actual act committed. She was disfellowshipped on the act of turning off a lightswitch! Hmmmm, a regular James Bond wannabee! LOL
144001-Wow, that is indeed a most unique idea! My husband will definitely get a kick out of that when he gets home from work!
Teresa