Crumpet
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For any young lurkers, or anyone who feels or has felt trapped.
by Crumpet ini was just reading some of my old diaries and wanted to share it particularly for anyone who feels despair, who is locked into the society through family and especially for any young lurkers still in.
i wrote this shortly after i turned 15. comments in brackets are my own to clarify.. tuesday 1st may 1990. you know i frequently wish that there was some arrangement whereby you could go to sleep and never have to go through the trouble of waking up.
i dont believe one can ever actually be truly happy.
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Need a laugh?
by Crumpet ini just cleaned my fish tank listening to this laughing my knickers off.. .
its not for the politicaly correct or uptight though - so you have been warned, but it is very funny.
hear about the floods, harry potter, the new scout intiative, and transatlantic perceptions from some of my favourite comedians in a half hour radio sketch show.
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God is Not Great-How religion poisons everything BBC1 10.35 tonite
by Crumpet injust a heads up - that the hitchens brothers, one of whom wrote the above book, are being interviewed on question time on bbc1 in 5 minutes.
should be a very interesting debate.
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What told you that no holy spirit was moving the BOE?
by Crumpet ini've read on and off here of various things that told people that god's spirit was not directing the organisation.. personally for me on the last time i got dfed it was the fact that i got reinstated by a meeting of the boe at the exact same moment i was smoking my first cigarettes in 7 months.
i didnt question it exactly but it did seem odd.
i mean i had no idea that they were discussing my reinstatement at that moment that i succumbed and had decided in my favour.
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Who has my Joie d'vivre ? I demand it back right now!!
by Crumpet inwarning: don't read this if you are easily depressed!.
here's how it is for me right now - no frills:.
its pants, sh*t, black, doom, gloom and don't spare the melancholy (pronounced mel-ankley if you are me).. what's brought this on?
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What do you wish you were doing now and later?
by Crumpet inwhat i wish i was doing is sliding out of a hotel bed with a view onto the mountains or the sea and getting ready for a lazy day by the pool being served margharitas whilst i people watch and reading my book.
i'd plan on a pizza and a salad after a vigorous swim.
possibly retiring to my air conditioned room when it gets too hot for some fun with one of my two playmates.
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What are you eating right now?
by Crumpet in(oh yes the market has not yet been cornered on fluffy inanities and i can compete with the best!).
i am having breakfast at my desk of blueberries, greek set natural yeo valley yoghurt hazelnuts and whole grain flakes.
i feel so virtuous....
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Aside from tequilla and sex - what do you do to relax?
by Crumpet inyou find yourself with a couple of hours to yourself - what do you to relax and make yourself feel good without imbibing substances?
what does your partner like to do?.
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If God admitted he had effed it all up and asked for your help ...
by Crumpet inif god existed and came to you and admitted actually he was fallible and a bit of an ego problem but was undergoing therapy to deal with his jealous and violent disposition and was genuinely sorry for making such a mess of the world by insisting on worship of himself, could you forgive him?
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and if he asked you to be part of a committee to sort out his mess - what would you suggest he started with?
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The society has face book entries ! LMAO
by Crumpet ini just joined facebook folks so if you have add me - my email addy is [email protected].
but while i was browsing i found a facebook entry for the london clapton circuit overseer visit - how funny!.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=2357011823.